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TortElvisII

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If Oderus ever ran into Tort Elvis, Tort would kick ***.
 
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TurnipDaBeet

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Knowing what u dont know is every bit as important as what you think u know
 
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TurnipDaBeet

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Mofo got shot down the street
Just another day
On da beet
Get a shot vaccine
Just another day
Making ends MEAT
I’m so hungry
I’m so clean

Mofo got shot down the street
Just another day
On da beet
Don’t trust the shot
Vaccine
Wanna give me
WHO do u trust
Good WITH
American Republic Operations
 

TurnipDaBeet

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1st ******* asked the bartender: Elvis heard of Tort? Fat Dread Zeppelin hot dog eatin’ mofo?

Bartender said: NOPE how can i serve you?

2nd ******* asked the bartender: You like da WEEN?

Bartender said: I aint got no time for spinal meningitis. Would u like a shot?

3rd ******* didn’t even approach the bartender went directly to the stage & took a big **** for everybody to see.

Bartender said: Catdamn you guys are great! Drinks on me!
 

TortElvisII

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May 7, 2010
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1st ******* asked the bartender: Elvis heard of Tort? Fat Dread Zeppelin hot dog eatin’ mofo?

Bartender said: NOPE how can i serve you?

2nd ******* asked the bartender: You like da WEEN?

Bartender said: I aint got no time for spinal meningitis. Would u like a shot?

3rd ******* didn’t even approach the bartender went directly to the stage & took a big **** for everybody to see.

Bartender said: Catdamn you guys are great! Drinks on me!

it would have been a better story if he would have cleaned it up with a flowbee.
 

TurnipDaBeet

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@Backer cutter

My pup (9 weaks) loves to take a DUMP on my jergov neighbors side of the yard... which isnt very close

He’s an OK guy... shares beer whatever BUT... he was an ******* to my pup

Serves him GWARO
 
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