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TurnipDaBeet

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Oct 17, 2019
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Water pistol man
Full of ammunition
Squirtin at fires
On a worldwide mission
But did u ever think to stop to squirt
The flowers in yer pwn backyard
 

TurnipDaBeet

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Oct 17, 2019
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I google myself
Nobody loves me
Then i feel down
Like an unwanted puppy

I google myself
Nobodys searchin’
Then i look up
Like i was a dummy

Ohhh i dont want
Anybody else
When i think about me
I google myself
I google myself I google myself

Ohhh oh OHHHH
 

TurnipDaBeet

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Oct 17, 2019
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I googled myself. It said get a life. So I bought 6 more chickens to be on the safe side.

I dont want
Anymore eggs
When my wife yells at me
I get so mad but
Oh i google myself
I bought more chickens
Called Mike Pence
But he aint listenin’
TRUMPS BUSY
Trumps busyyyyy

Oh oh Oh
I google myself
Backer cutter fallin’
He got Ca-bald
Now nobody loves him

Oh oh Oh
I google myself
Cuz nobody fluffs me
I google myself
Nobody compares of late

Oh oh OH
I Got a rabbit I GOTTA rabbit
Waiting waiting
On call late LATE
A dirty habbit
A dirty habbit

Oh oh OH oh OH oh

I google myself
Damn im an asscat
Google myself
Just a drunk
Another
Has been

Oh oH OH

I google myself yeah
It really tickles
See my mug shots yeah
What a pickle

Oh oh OH
Oh oh OH

*googles myself*
 

TurnipDaBeet

All-Conference
Oct 17, 2019
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My gawwwwwd
What is war
Without fightiiiiiiing
U say it’s ON
but u wearing granny
Pantiiiiiiiesss
LET ME FINISH
LET ME FINISH
Are u scared
Its just lightning
My gawd
What is war
Without fighting