* White people go absolutely crazy at a wedding when the Violent Femmes'
Blister in the Sun comes on. I mean, right?
FYI: that song is about masturbation. Lotta people forget that.
* Low key humblebrag on social.....
"OMG COME BE OUR NEIGHBOR!! OUR NEXT DOOR BFFS ARE SELLING!"
.....and then casually post a pic of a $1.9 million listing.
* I've got a hunch that bradyjames is sitting on about 5,000 Donruss Rated Rookie Will Levis cards. Probably autographed, too.
#diamondhands
#tothemoon
* I don't actually care about how UK players play in college or the pros, so long as my stated expectation of them ends up being correct.
* February 14, 2024. Pitchers and catchers report.
* Head coaches are incredibly well incentivized.......to lose.
* You know why there are so many fat models these days, White Wayne? Because that's what America looks like.
* If I ever refer to it as my "Work Family," shoot me. Get a life, you people.
* James Harden and Russell Westbrook are on the same team.
NBA GMs literally make millions of dollars a year to make these decisions, and that's just unreal.
* Top 5 Halloween Candy:
1> Reese Cups
2> Nerds
3> Snickers
4> Sour Patch Kids
5> Twix
others receiving votes: Butterfinger, Air Heads
* I don't even say "yes" anymore. I draw it out all dramatically, like "yaaaassss," and then throw in a "queen" if I'm feeling sassy.
* Top 5 kicks in the nuts
1> having to do a full reset on your password (email password link, super complicated password requirements, two-factor authentication)
2> dog takes a huge deuce on the floor
3> waiting all Monday for the announcement.......noon kickoff
4> take a huge swig of a beer at a party only to find out it was used as an ashtray
5> a shart
* Want to totally OWN the crowd?
How's everyone doing this morning?
[light clapping]
Oh, come on, we can do better! I said......HOW'S EVERYONE DOING THIS MORNING??!!
[loud, thunderous applause]
Just dominate from the get go.
* Ls down, imho.