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I saw an interview with a rules guy last night who said this had been a point of emphasis this year. They said it was called once in 2021, twice in 2022 and 11 times this year before last night. Apparently according to what they said he didn't check in with the ref to make sure he wasn't off sides so what is the ref supposed to do run out on the field to tell him so Mahomes doesn't get his feelings hurt?
 

august-west

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So if you line up totally obviously on the other team's side of the ball, that IS penalty now? That's the new point of emphasis?

Big news if true.

Well according to Andy Reid it is customary for the officials to give a warning to the HC to make sure it doesn’t happen again before throwing the first flag for that penalty. Apparently it is the only penalty that they are supposed to do that. Or some ******** like that.
 

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-Typically like Mahomes but he certainly sounded like a ***** after the game. It was clearly OS.

-Roundball:
*Bradshaw is the reason you shouldn't sit out. In 2 plays he probably vaulted himself 20 spots in the draft.
*I don't mind 2 bigs if 1 is Mitchell. He's not a normal clog the lane big. Great passer. Can drive. Can shoot the 3.
*My rule has always been, you gotta have at least 3 guys on the court that score. I don't care if they're a defensive liability. Make up for that in scheme or with the other 2 guys. The pool from this team: Wagner, Shep, Reeves, Dillingham, Mitchell. Three of those dudes need to be on the court at all times.
*Burks with a dnp. Odd man out. I hope he sticks around.
*Also hate the Thiero's time is gonna take a hit. He's not in my 5 that have to be on the court, but he'd definitely be 6th, because he does everything else really well.
*UK gonna have 75% of the crowd next week?

-Why do schools pile a bunch of extra **** in December knowing families have a ton of **** going on?

-Bourbon Gala was a helluva time again. Tony and the Tanlines, man. I love that band. Sampled a 1963 Beam. Shew.

-Kooky, post your braciole recipe.
 
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BBdK

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I'd like to see some advanced metric of effective FG%, or "positive play" %, when Thiero does his little shifty cut into the lane from the wing. It has to be VERY high given he's shooting 54% from the field, and has missed damn near every shot/jumper outside the lane on the season. He's had a few turnovers/rejections, but he scores/fouled/assists a large % of the time, and it's pretty much there for him whenever he wants; A.) B/c defenders aren't ever really looking for him to score, and B.) he's got really sneaky burst & long strides.

Looks like he's in slow motion and then kinda explodes. He's gonna cram on someone HARD sooner than later - had a few incredible blocks against him, but I applaud the effort to always be looking to kill someone, seek out contact, & get to the rim in his scoring opportunities (unlike the other guy).
 
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I saw an interview with a rules guy last night who said this had been a point of emphasis this year. They said it was called once in 2021, twice in 2022 and 11 times this year before last night. Apparently according to what they said he didn't check in with the ref to make sure he wasn't off sides so what is the ref supposed to do run out on the field to tell him so Mahomes doesn't get his feelings hurt?
In the 7 seasons I played football I never saw this called. You know why? It's in incredibly easy to line up on-sides. And if you are a WR you always check with the line judge.
 

Strokin_Bandit

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So my daughter takes one of these Family and Consumer Sciences classes and part of her final was to take home one of these fake babies for the weekend. These things are computer programmed to cry for various reasons, and she has to scan a bracelet and then perform a task on it (feed it, change it, rock it, shake it, whatever).

I don't know who set the difficulty level to All-Madden but I'd like for them to eat a bag of glass. That little f'er cried on average of at least once every hour. She came into my bedroom Saturday night (3:00 a.m.) panicking because the little f'er kept going off twice an hour. Nightmare. Welcome to the real word, sweetheart. Practice abstinence.

Meanwhile, my son had one of his stupid 13 year old friends over on the same night. I woke up to the smell of food cooking. They decided they needed to make pancakes at 2:30 a.m. which prompted me to conduct a search of his room and his friends personal belongings because only potheads make pancakes at 2:30. Nothing found. Sanity lost.

*We drove from Bowling Green to Middelsboro Friday before school let out. We played a game at Bell County late that night, woke up early the next morning, ate breakfast, toured the Middlesboro Mall, cried at the sadness, and then played another game early that afternoon. We drove back to Bowling Green, dodging tornadoes and hail later that afternoon and evening. Somewhere along the way, I threw out my back coughing so hard from Covid-23 or something. I couldn't wait to get some sleep and rest and then I walk in to all of ^that^ ********. This must be what it's like to be Krazy.

OFF TOPIC OBSERVATION: You haven't seen sad until you've been to the Middlesboro Mall and seen their version of Santa's Playground photo-op. Just a dude in a dingy Santa costume sitting next to a wall with a plastic backdrop. I didn't see any lighting or a professional type of camera. Just a photographer with a digital camera, Santa, and another "helper."
 
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Has anyone actually read Dianetics?

I mean, other than the proclaimed 22 million copies sold. I was just curious. Might as well give it a whirl just for comedic purposes.
 
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august-west

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If you haven’t made something to eat with your buddies, as kids, at 2:30 am before then you weren’t doing it right as a kid.

I’d have buddies over and we would watch Wrestlemania, play Nintendo, drink a couple of 12 packs of Pepsi/Mt. Dew/Coke and absolutely burn through all of the Schwann’s food in the freezer until the sun came up. Then go to sleep and do it all over again the next day. Man, if that basement could talk the stories it would tell.

Speaking of Schwann’s. Top 5 favorite items

1) Little pepperoni pizzas
2) Chicken patties
3) Burritos
4) Strawberry Ice cream cup
5) Nutty-Buddy fudge cones
 
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So my daughter takes one of these Family and Consumer Sciences classes and part of her final was to take home one of these fake babies for the weekend. These things are computer programmed to cry for various reasons, and she has to scan a bracelet and then perform a task on it (feed it, change it, rock it, shake it, whatever).

I don't know who set the difficulty level to All-Madden but I'd like for them to eat a bag of glass. That little f'er cried on average of at least once every hour. She came into my bedroom Saturday night (3:00 a.m.) panicking because the little f'er kept going off twice an hour. Nightmare. Welcome to the real word, sweetheart. Practice abstinence.

Meanwhile, my son had one of his stupid 13 year old friends over on the same night. I woke up to the smell of food cooking. They decided they needed to make pancakes at 2:30 a.m. which prompted me to conduct a search of his room and his friends personal belongings because only potheads make pancakes at 2:30. Nothing found. Sanity lost.

*We drove from Bowling Green to Middelsboro Friday before school let out. We played a game at Bell County late that night, woke up early the next morning, ate breakfast, toured the Middlesboro Mall, cried at the sadness, and then played another game early that afternoon. We drove back to Bowling Green, dodging tornadoes and hail later that afternoon and evening. Somewhere along the way, I threw out my back coughing so hard from Covid-23 or something. I couldn't wait to get some sleep and rest and then I walk in to all of ^that^ ********. This must be what it's like to be Krazy.

OFF TOPIC OBSERVATION: You haven't seen sad until you've been to the Middlesboro Mall and seen their version of Santa's Playground photo-op. Just a dude in a dingy Santa costume sitting next to a wall with a plastic backdrop. I didn't see any lighting or a professional type of camera. Just a photographer with a digital camera, Santa, and another "helper."
My daughter had to do one of the baby things and you are right they make them difficult to try and prove a point to the kids. My daughter made a 100% but she said some kid made a 15%. I said what did they do throw it in the garage from Friday afternoon until Monday morning and not touch it? 😂
 
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My daughter had to do one of the baby things and you are right they make them difficult to try and prove a point to the kids. My daughter made a 100% but she said some kid made a 15%. I said what did they do throw it in the garage from Friday afternoon until Monday morning and not touch it? 😂
Based on some of the termination of parental rights cases I have seen over the years, this is not an unheard of method of parenting.
 
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I don’t know much about this Carolina team other than Bacot and I suppose they’re running some of the same Carolina stuff they’ve always run going back to St. Dean with multiple bigs, the secondary break, and being generally soft on defense.

I do know that Cal and this fanbase need this win. A marquee win against a blue blood on primetime CBS on a December Saturday. No excuses. No moral victory horseshit that this team can grow from. Nope. None of that. Just win the damn game, Cal.
 

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-Minnesota is the only "incest legal" state in the union iirc.

Edit: Minnesota fixed theirs...and NJ* and Rhode Island it'slegal for consenting adults.

*at least we know Kook came to KY for a bride so he's in the clear.
 
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- Mahomes is a fake-***, entitled ******* who sounds like Kermit the Frog. Always has been. I could eat up the national clowning of him being a turd on live TV, over an incredibly obvious and correct call, like a bowl of Graeter's.

He would have been better off walking off the field without shaking anyone's hand a la peak Tom Brady than talking his nonsense to Josh Allen. JOSH ALLEN, of all people. The Bills have been legitimately snakebit forever and Allen has never lashed out like that. Burrow hasn't either. I'm still salty about the AFCCG last year in KC. And the Super Bowl. And the blatant blown PI call from the Packers game last week. Etc etc.

Perhaps Taylor was a plant to turn the country's sympathies away from a broccoli-haired golden boy shilling insurance to some other squads. (No, but it's fun to imagine.) Is she the Chiefs' Yoko? Please say yes.

/playerhater

- Jake Feisty isn't Joe Shiesty but I love him.

- Altafiber was installing wifi during the Cats game Saturday and...I can't say I'm sorry I missed it, honestly. I know I should expect it but still apoplectic at how dumbass Cal reverts the second he gets a big man (and that's not Bradshaw's fault, kid is awesome).

- Big Z isn't playing this year, is he?
 
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I, for one, am just grateful my boys are able to **** and piss in their litterboxes at school now. Critical race theory and gender shaming is just the cherry on top.

Speaking of, my 12yo has at least SIX basketball games this week. 3 regularly scheduled games and then a holiday tourney. Could be 7-8 by the time it’s all said and done. Can’t wait for Christmas vacation!

I got curious if my oldest was smoking doobies this week too, strokin. Had a friend over and when I went upstairs last night his windows were cracked. No smell, and found no evidence. But I was precarious to say the least!

Jeff Sheppard has to be a LITTLE annoyed that Stacy is getting all the credit for Reed being a baller. I mean, I get it. We’re lifting women up. But come on. Let’s calm down.

What are your kids asking for this year?
 

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Jeff may not be very likable as an adult but he’s got 2 trophies and 1 FF MOP. I think Reed got more of his game from Jeff than his mom, who played during a time in which there are only black and white photos of her.

It’s already an exhausting storyline. Give Jeff his rightful props.
 

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- Have plumbing, electric and civil engineers scheduled for tomorrow. Should be fun designing my dream only for the govt to make it a crash course in red tape gymnastics.

- I mentioned last week how the wife is going crazy due to this tubes tied causing problems and a hysterectomy looming. When I say it’s on 1000, I’m probably shooting low at how crazy this has made her.

Fellas, best advice I can give is when the time comes to discuss who gets fixed do not let your wife, spouse, fiancé or baby mama be the one. I don’t care if “it’s while they’re in there anyway it’s really nothing”.

BS! That process cause PROBLEMS. Believe me!!

- Not looking forward to the Titans tonight. I usually love these type games with nothing to lose but a lot to prove. Just hope Levis stays healthy. It’s going to be bad.

- With Soto and Ohtani gone to big market teams that leaves the Cubs as the biggest market for Bellinger.

Jays and Giants looming as possible too.

- Got a lot of our Xmas shopping done Saturday and Sunday. This will be the first year since we had kids(13 years ago) that we can wrap presents early and have them under a tree leading into Xmas in.

I’m kind of looking forward to Xmas Eve now.

- A branch of my family called and wants to have a get together at Tumbleweed. I legit thought they were closed for good, but apparently not. I’ve grown used to the el nopals, but this will be a flashback to Mexican royalty, if only there were still a Chi-Chi’s around.
 
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