My favorite fetty wap thing is when the local radio dj's pronounce his name exactly like it sounds - Fetty Wap (slap). What a loser. He doesn't even know about Biggie or Jay Z (kind of like you...) and his inspiration is Gucci Man (respect).
Umm my solution would be to not go on 3-4 hour runs in 90 degree heat. Like a normal person.<-- rocks the camelback quite often, and the handheld water bottle 90% of the time.
what would be your solution, anth, to staying hydrated on 3-4 hour runs with limited water available in 93-degree/sunny/super humid weather?
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Doc.. Always imagined you as a beach volleyball fella. Grease the body down with suntan oil , fire up "Playing With the Boys", high fives, the works.
Good thing your pops hooked you up because filling out an application is probably difficult for an illiterate. Did he also pay off your professors?As much as Anth falls for every single BS trend, its a good thing he has a good job. If not, NO DOUBT he would be the network marketing KING.
"Guys keep this in GYERO but just stumbled on this incredible business opportunity that involves getting healthy, its called ZIJA. Comes from a rare plant found in Cambodia. It's going to revolutionize the planet"
Hey guys I want to offer this to you all first, but I have the opportunity to get you in on the ground floor of a revolutionary fuel additive. Dale Jr is using this ****, and says he saves 16 miles a gallon with it"
Etc etc
How far do you think you can throw a football?Big fan of throwing the football on the beach.
How far do you think you can throw a football?
The correct answer is always "over them mountains."How far do you think you can throw a football?
Here's a beach tip for you fellas - there are plenty of good local beers in Charleston, HHI, etc. that are brewed for the beach lifestyle. Light, not too much alcohol - you're sure to enjoy! Holy City Brewing has some good 'uns, for example. Break out of that beer shell and GO LOCAL!
Also, if you aren't gulping JACK3D and coconut water out of a Yeti cup after a hard day of CrossFit, you are doing it wrong. Enjoy.
Whatever you do, be sure to NOT spend any of the money you bust your *** making on the things you enjoy. Spend less money on lower quality items you don't enjoy and keep it real.
Washout Wheat's label has a fat dude sitting on the beach drinking a beer. I mean ...
Only things you really need in life are a TV, Miller Lite, and Bar Hopping weekends.
Anything else is pretty stupid imo
Please explain how using Jack3D or having a $29 techno cup is pretentious.
It is going to be like watching the protagonist in an old western movie taking arrow after arrow from marauding Indians, each shot inflicting deathly pain, while he helplessly tries to escape to the plains aboard his trusty steed.
Only this is no old western, the Indians are a short, stacked, and classy lass, and the arrows represent all those tiny deaths most of us experienced during engagement and the first few years of marriage.
Truth.It's a god damn mystery to us, too. But more importantly, you're going to become pretentious about things and stuff you never thought you could. Just happens. You'll learn to enjoy.