GYERO ARCHIVE

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wcc31

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It almost makes me laugh just how inept Cincinnati's pro franchises are. You have the Reds who went all-in for a 3-year stretch- overpaying, silly contracts, etc.- and had NOTHING to show for it.

Now, you have the Bengals, who top-to-bottom have had one of the most-talented rosters in the league for the last 3-4 years, and also have nothing to show for it. And it will be more of the same this year. The Bengals are anchored with Dalton, who's in over his head.

So, basically, both franchises have had their best chances of winning in decades but have instead **** down their F'ing legs.

I really don't know what I'd do as a sports fan without UK basketball.
 

drxman1

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You don't have to be married to have kids.

Society today is trying to pump acceptance of all kinds of lifestyles into the mainstream. So long as you aren't breaking any laws, you should be free to pursue your happiness.
 
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wcc31

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Oh, and add two more Fall weddings for Big WCC. That's four over a two-month stand, during the exact time of year I prefer to have no plans whatsoever. :mad:[eyeroll]:thumbsdown:
 

_Chase_

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You don't have to be married to have kids.

Society today is trying to pump acceptance of all kinds of lifestyles into the mainstream. So long as you aren't breaking any laws, you should be free to pursue your happiness.

By all means, go ahead and have a few kids while you aren't married. You'll be selling that boat and leasing a Taurus inside two years.
 
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Half of marriages end in divorce (higher for physicians)
Potentially lose half your net worth (maybe more)
Constant Henpeck.

What's the real upside here?
Half of all basketball teams that play a game end in a loss as well. The upside is you have to be really effing careful before marriage that you're going in with a winner and not a secret lunatic or someone who's adorable little foibles are going to be the reasons you want to strangle her and bury her in the woods in two years. For about 75% of couples, marriage is an idiotic decision. 50% end in divorce and another 25% end with two miserable people. You're basically betting that she's not going to become crazy, or lazy, or cheat, etc. and that you're not going to do any of that either. But yeah, if you win the bet, there's upside. Source: Getting ready to hit 9 years, still obviously a lot of years left, but everybody's enjoying themselves at the moment. Happier now than at the beginning.
 

80 Proof

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Half of marriages end in divorce (higher for physicians)
Potentially lose half your net worth (maybe more)
Constant Henpeck.

What's the real upside here?
Not being that guy your whole life, having someone to share your world with, and not dieing alone. Looking pretty forward to having a mini version of me join the earth too.

Ask your parents, they got stuck with you and probably still don't regret getting hitched.
 

drxman1

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Congrats Bristol, there are definitely examples that make me want to be married someday. But for every one of those, there are five that push those guys out of the spotlight.

For those of you that are happily married, I am very happy for you. I get your points. Except for the dying alone part. Been around a lot of dying people, not sure it really makes a difference. Guess it depends what you think happens when you die. All I've seen is you flatline and stop breathing.
 

TheySoSensitive

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Totally with Chad on the Serena thing. It's giant, and that labia is probably larger than most of your dicks.

She has pulled multiple athletes/high level entertainers.

Corey Maggettee
Keyshawn Johnson
Common
Amare Stoudemire
Drake
even a couple whites that are famous in the tennis circuit.

Don't get it at all. Would probably hit just because she's a celebrity, but if I saw her out and about the first reaction would be "damn...that's kinda gross"

Had a 18yo from Tinder that I've been 'seeing' the past week drop an I miss you on the phone. Kinda felt bad ---> Figured with a 10 year age difference it would be assumed that this was not that kind of situation.
 
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anthonys735

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For everyone acting like I'm the only lucky one, 80 pretty much crushed it as well.

I mean you don't have to just marry anyone, this isn't 1800's with arranged marriages. You do have a say. And for all the cool stuff we agree on there's a non-UK sports side of our life that we are polar opposites.

I actually have no problem with alternative lifestyles. I just love pissing off PTI. I don't know that I've ever told Chad to get married or have kids. Same with boat other than his hot *** ex and that's just because I wanted to see her in a bikini often. I rag TFiz/Genome(because it makes them uncomfortable), BBdk(about kids b/c he gets all defensive and says the same **** we said 3-4 years ago) and PTI(because he won't address it which means I know it's really burning him up).
 
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If you guys don't change the damn subject Clark is gonna barge in here and start yapping about his kids and gyero will be basically over for the day
 

TheySoSensitive

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What is the name that seems fairly normal but all of the people you know by the name are off in one way or another...

Dewey(non Chad) - 30+ and still dresses like he's 12.
Greg - *every* Greg I know is super ratchet.
Matthew - always a weirdo(doesn't apply to Matt)
Terry - more of a white trash version of the Gregs I have encountered.
 

Geese Feeder

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Mr. Robot is fantastic, BTW.

Wife and I are up to Episode 7 as of last night. Dayyyyyum. Think I've counted 4 ppl re-cast that have been on House of Cards so far. Assuming one of the producers is affiliated with both but it's not definitely not a bad thing.
 
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BBdK

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If you really want to irritate PTI, get your wife in on the harassment. Sloot's the only human being who can get under his skin.

Once upon a time, but not anymore...

She's the undisputed GOAT tho!
 

TheySoSensitive

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[laughing] an 18-year-old. Jeezus- can just imagine those conversations.

Some of the things she talks about I have barely heard of. Truly a 'holy ish I'm getting old...' moment. You can keep it fairly bearable by focusing on subjects that they will either talk for hours and allow you to zone out or just simpleton things that everyone knows(traffic, weather, etc.)

Sure keeps me on top of the Drake/Meek beef o_O
 

cricket3

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Wodie, try Not Your Father's Root Beer...the stuff is delicious.

Can't get it in Kentucky yet but there's a Coney Island Hard Root Beer that's probably the same. I picked up some Not Your Father's in Ohio to try out since I don't drink beer and it was surprising much it tasted like Root Beer.
 

ukrjr1

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Yep, it's got a decent alcohol percentage too...if you can ever find it on draught, go for it, it's like 10.5%. The bottle I think is 6%.
 

cricket3

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Maybe one day I'll find a beer I can stand the taste of so I won't be ***** anymore. Until then I'll drink bourbon.
 
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