I wish I could hop into a time machine, and go back to right before I threw my phone and cracked the screen during the blowout loss to Vanderbilt under Billy Clyde. I'd get out of my Delorean, and tell myself:
Hello John, I'm from the future, specifically November 12, 2015. Tonight, at 6pm, ESPN will broadcast the top point guard in America committing to Kentucky. Kentucky fans are used to that happening and interest is minimal. At the same time, on another channel, there will be an interview with the lawyer of the queen of the ***** coven that served Louisville's basketball team for four years. Don't throw your phone. Just wait."
"What about football?"
"Forget football. What the hell is your problem you needy piece of ****, I said LOUISVILLE ***** COVEN."