I don't know what kind of disagreement BBdK and the Missus were having, but if anthonys735 and I were fighting and he left to go have a beer and a burrito, I would probably only get more angry.
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Ghost Dog feels your anger.
About 5 episodes in, love it. Has a Louie feel in certain ways, but less uncomfortable.
Yeah, I'm not sure I can envision a situation where this move would work out for me in the end.
If the burrito and beer stops working, you can always try whores and cocaine. It worked for Lamar Odom.
Bitches just need to stop getting mad at dudes about everything. It's always something. Nothing's ever good enough. Chill out.
My POWER PLAY is to simply say, "I'll be outside tonight if you need me." Once there on my back porch, I proceed to get drunk, openly smoke cigarettes (a source of marital contention), and play tunes while enjoying my own company.
Yeah, I can't see walking out helping in my situation. That would be atomic bomb to the fire.
Game on LI is about a mile from my Uncle's house. Pretty pumped about it. Should be a fun environment. Shew. Bama, Vegas, Ny, Bahamas next year. Leggo G.
With my poor grammar, swipe and auto text don't help at all.
Game on LI is about a mile from my Uncle's house. Pretty pumped about it. Should be a fun environment. Shew. Bama, Vegas, Ny, Bahamas next year. Leggo G.
With my poor grammar, swipe and auto text don't help at all.
If she's going to be mad at you, marcus eat a burrito. It's not like not eating a burrito is going to make her less mad.
Seems to me the real POWER PLAY would be to simply say, "You'll be outside tonight if I need you", then lower the blinds after you lock the back door.
B/c it was her fault for being a stupid woman, per usual. Once I leave, she realizes & apologizes, and then I come back and get my head rubbed or something. #profit
I don't tell her what I'm doing. HEY I'M GOING FOR A BEER AND BURRITO AS BIG AS MY HEAD HOLLA AT YA BOI YOU DUMB *****!!!
...I just leave, rather than argue & escalate, when the time calls for it. I'm a pretty mean verbal fighter when I need to be, so this works best for everyone. This isn't some new tactic.
Works every time. :fire:
I don't tell her what I'm doing. HEY I'M GOING FOR A BEER AND BURRITO AS BIG AS MY HEAD HOLLA AT YA BOI YOU DUMB *****!!!
...I just leave, rather than argue & escalate, when the time calls for it. I'm a pretty mean verbal fighter when I need to be, so this works best for everyone. This isn't some new tactic.
Works every time. :fire:
Cigarette smoke gives her migraines, so it's basically a force field. Double whammy when I crawl in bed around 1:00 am smelling like an ash tray. She got a good one, for sure.
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Nobody do passive-aggressive husbandry like GYERO imo.
If it ever goes postal, light one up in the living room. :fire::fire::fire:
If it's a really dumb "she's just looking to ***** about something argument" I've gone to the happy deflector fighting style.
Her- "Why don't you ever push in your drawers after you get out socks, blah blah blah"
Me- "Dinner was really on point"
Her- "When are you going to start packing your lunch to save that money you harp about blah blah blah"
Me- "Ha, check out this Ark play from last weekend, have you ever seen anything like this"
Her- "I folded all the clothes again on my day off..."
Me- "Your dad still hasn't figured out how to set up his voicemail, that rascal."
*Taken from last night
It frustrates the hell out of her when I do this but if it's a fight that I don't deem worth of responding, I don't.
Her- "Why don't you ever push in your drawers after you get out socks, blah blah blah"
Me- "Dinner was really on point"
Her- "When are you going to start packing your lunch to save that money you harp about blah blah blah"
Me- "Ha, check out this Ark play from last weekend, have you ever seen anything like this"
Her- "I folded all the clothes again on my day off..."
Me- "Your dad still hasn't figured out how to set up his voicemail, that rascal."
*Taken from last night
It frustrates the hell out of her when I do this but if it's a fight that I don't deem worth of responding, I don't.
ime that really ratchets things up a few notches
classic move, deflection
"why did you leave me alone for a week, fly out to Vegas, and not tell me where you were going?!?!"
"this burrito is on. point."
just strut around with one behind your ear, ready to go at a moment's notice, really
PARENTING ANTI-HATBOGGAN:
Mrs. UCL - "I wish you would help out more with henpeck henpeck."
Me - "OK." (helps out with henpeck henpeck)
Mrs. UCL - "UGH - why are you doing it that way that's not the way i do it here i'll just do it myself."
Me - "HAHA THIS ISN'T INFURIATING AT ALL."
Mrs. UCL - "I wish you would help out more with henpeck henpeck."
Me - "OK." (helps out with henpeck henpeck)
Mrs. UCL - "UGH - why are you doing it that way that's not the way i do it here i'll just do it myself."
Me - "HAHA THIS ISN'T INFURIATING AT ALL."
Apparently, my wife has a secret family in Kentucky that I don't know about.
Her: "Why don't you unload the dishwasher."
Me: "OK." ::unloads dishwasher::
Her: "NO NO NO THAT DOESN'T GO THERE YOU IDIOT NEVERMIND I'LL DO IT UGH YOU'RE WORTHLESS."
The only other complaints registered with as much frequency are "You need to work less," and "you need to make more."
Classics, all of them.
I once scrubbed the paint off the wall above our base boards in our first apartment to prove a point that I did indeed clean those damned things.
I still watch "Knocked Up" and have no clue why Leslie Mann is so pissed off at Paul Rudd.
Not a good sign, probably.
Not a good sign, probably.
BBdK: ***** you let that f*ck boi make gay porn in here again!?!
Mrs. BBdK: Nigga you best drop that **** right quick fo **** get real in hurr. Imma smoke yo *** you keep bringin up old ****. Belee dat nigga!
BBdK: F*ck this, I'm out. I'm going for a beer and a burrito as big as my head holla at ya boi you dumb *****!!
This is what happened, isn't it?
Mrs. BBdK: Nigga you best drop that **** right quick fo **** get real in hurr. Imma smoke yo *** you keep bringin up old ****. Belee dat nigga!
BBdK: F*ck this, I'm out. I'm going for a beer and a burrito as big as my head holla at ya boi you dumb *****!!
This is what happened, isn't it?
My 330 is in the lobby but this has been on my mind and I need to share.
Pinterest and all of it's seasonal ideas can kiss my effing ***.
Pinterest and all of it's seasonal ideas can kiss my effing ***.
(1) Because he exists.
(2) Because he escaped for a couple of hours a week and did something for himself. FROWNED UPON.
(3) Because he exists.
I'm starting to think a few of you are putting the p***y on a pedestal.
Whenever I've had enough of LSAT lecturing me about stupid **** I blatantly interrupt her mid-sentence with my condescending trademark "K. Thanks".... "K. I'm on it" or simply a with loud "K!"
Whew boy that's when the crazy eyes start coming out. Maybe the burrito thing is the right play.
Will try that next time.
Whew boy that's when the crazy eyes start coming out. Maybe the burrito thing is the right play.
Will try that next time.
The worst is the bitching for not helping and then bitching for not doing it how they want it done.
I try to stick to staying visually busy doing things she would *NEVER* do
EX. take out the garbage, change a light bulb, PUT A NEW ROLL OF TP ON THE MF ROLL :chairshot:
I try to stick to staying visually busy doing things she would *NEVER* do
EX. take out the garbage, change a light bulb, PUT A NEW ROLL OF TP ON THE MF ROLL :chairshot:
You guys sound like a real joy to be around. As do your hens.
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