GYERO
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So the Ole Miss fan posting on here yesterday--who we all thought was just a troll but we found out actually ended up being a pretty cool guy--made a joke after the game about Stoops getting pubic lice and having to step down as head coach. I didn't think much of it at first beyond it was pretty funny, but then I started thinking about how I'd been having discomfort, you know, down there, for the past couple of weeks, and my curiosity got the best of me.
Long story short, I found out the following:
1. I did have public lice.
2. I don't anymore because I ate them all.
Below is a series of artistic renditions I've put together to show the process of me discovering I had pubic lice, and then how I got rid of them for good:
1. Here's me initially with a magnifying glass examining the pubis region.
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2. Here is where I discovered my pubes were completely ate up with the lice. They were even trying to crawl down into my peehole!
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3. Then, I shaved off all of my pubes. This process took well over 3 hours. I guess I never realized how much bush I really had. It was stringy and incredibly tough to get through. I think I ended up shaving off some of my lower abdomen as well.
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4. Next, I gathered up all of the lice-covered pubes and put them into a bowl. I added a little hot sauce to help with the taste. Some of the pubic lice crawled away but I figure that's okay as long as they are now longer swarming around my balls and peehole.
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5. Over the next 45 minutes, I ate as much as I could while trying to control my gag reflex. Fortunately I kept it all down and even licked my bowl clean!!
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6. Then this morning, I spent well over an hour on the toilet pooping it all out. At moments, my eyes were fully rolling into the back of my head in pure ecstasy. It was one of the top 5 greatest feelings of my life.
7. I inspected my poop to make sure I pooped them out and wouldn't you know it my turds were covered in lice. What a journey they must have had, huh?
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Overall thoughts: So far so good! I have noticed the area around my butthole is now itchy a bit, but I've fully gotten rid of my pubic lice and my balls and peehole area especially have never felt better.
This was peak GYERO, imo.
I can't even remember how it worked.
Name a song and the artist, and the next person has to use word from either the title or artist, whichever comes last, is that right?
Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit
The White Room - Cream
Cream - Prince
Someday My Prince Will Come - Mary Martin
Proud Mary - Tina Turner
Next?
Name a song and the artist, and the next person has to use word from either the title or artist, whichever comes last, is that right?
Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit
The White Room - Cream
Cream - Prince
Someday My Prince Will Come - Mary Martin
Proud Mary - Tina Turner
Next?
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Let it go, Clown. You're like a doctor still trying to resuscitate with a defibrillator a patient who hasn't had a pulse in 3 days. Good effort, but the patient is dead.
There are five things we need to focus on when looking for the next coach to replace Pope:
Passion
Energy
Never-say-die mentality
Ingenuity
Salesmanship
My Friday 5:
Pepper - Butthole Surfers
Everything In Its Right Place - Radiohead
Need You Tonight - INXS
I Am The Highway - Audioslave
Since I've Been Loving You - Led Zeppelin
This is probably my favorite quote about college basketball (from my Grandpa):
Players endlessly navigate intense showdowns, pushing every nerve inside stadiums past endurance near impossible strength, producing epic nail-biting instant spectacles. People everywhere never ignore since pure energy never is surpassed.
Passion
Energy
Never-say-die mentality
Ingenuity
Salesmanship
My Friday 5:
Pepper - Butthole Surfers
Everything In Its Right Place - Radiohead
Need You Tonight - INXS
I Am The Highway - Audioslave
Since I've Been Loving You - Led Zeppelin
This is probably my favorite quote about college basketball (from my Grandpa):
Players endlessly navigate intense showdowns, pushing every nerve inside stadiums past endurance near impossible strength, producing epic nail-biting instant spectacles. People everywhere never ignore since pure energy never is surpassed.
Jesus. Came here to see what the paddocks take was on the Epstein files, and instead come to discover that the shows over.
So long, great 20 years, thanks for the snacks.
So long, great 20 years, thanks for the snacks.
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