Hannah Davis (Hannah and her horse Commercial) dating Derek Jeter

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Doesn't Jeter have herpes? Someone should post that herpes pyramid someone made with him.
 

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Pics GDit, pics. It's fundamental: If you start a thread about a hot girl, it's GD common message board courtesy to post a pic of that girl. We've been over and over this.

Yes, we all know we could look up pics ourselves, but the point is WE SHOULDN'T TOUCHING HAVE TO. Good Lord, it's 2015.

In the original post I included a link to an entire gallery of pics.
 
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Yeah. Those are C-section hips, not baby-making hips. I'm all about procreation.

Exactly, gotta pass on those genes.


Look people, I'm just saying I "would not" in the abstract. I mean, sure, in a specific, isolated instance -- e.g. if she begged me, and I mean really begged -- I'd probably relent and do it once out of sympathy. However, I wouldn't enjoy it, much.
 
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Didn't realize that the average Paddock reader so lazy that they'd rather see one pic than to click a link and see 20. My bad....I guess???
 

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http://daily-movement.com/daily/daily-sugar-hannah-davis/

Am I the last to know this? How is it that this guy dates every single hot babe that has ever existed? Has Jeter surpassed Hugh Hefner as having the alltime greatest success rate with quality trim? Does the rest of the American male population stand a chance?

While I am a huge Jeter fan and he has certainly done very well with the ladies, an interesting character who has a lot of success is Dan Bilzerian. Not the high end of a Jeter, but he's done well.
 

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While I am a huge Jeter fan and he has certainly done very well with the ladies, an interesting character who has a lot of success is Dan Bilzerian. Not the high end of a Jeter, but he's done well.

Blizerian is douche. He either has a tiny pecker or is gay or both. Nothing wrong with either but that's the only reason you throw money around at trash bag pornstar types to constantly hang around you to look cool. I hate Jeter but Blizerian compared to Jeter is a freaking joke. In terms of A-List slaying for extended periods, Jeter is right there, along with Dicaprio, Depp, Clooney, Pitt, Timberlake, Levine, and the current as much as I hate the little d-bag, Justin Bieber.
 
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Exactly, gotta pass on those genes.


Look people, I'm just saying I "would not" in the abstract. I mean, sure, in a specific, isolated instance -- e.g. if she begged me, and I mean really begged -- I'd probably relent and do it once out of sympathy. However, I wouldn't enjoy it, much.

Hah. You're acting like you wouldn't fornicate with her because it's a classic message board joke to be overly critical of hot women. Whatta goof lol!!!

You're hilarious, dude. How do you come up with this stuff? lmaooooo
 

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I have loved her ever since I saw the first Direct TV Genie commercial.

Curse you Derek Jeter.
 

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Smartest thing Jeter ever did dating-wise was to stay the hell away from Madonna. Arod took the hit on that one.