Have You Ever Been Attracted To....
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Post a woman that you are attracted to but find it shameful to admit. For me, I find Laura Bush to be incredibly hot. She hides a great, great rack and that shy quiet Librarian type is exactly what I like:
Helen Mirren is going to be bangable well into her 90s due to her ageless rack. She's a freak of nature and meant to please men for all time:
Turning 55 in 10 days. Being in Charleston, I still look over the College of Charleston coeds, but absolutely refuse to approach them these days, even the drunk ones at the local bars. One of my favorite bartenders is 23, petite (she's 90 lbs soaking wet) and loves to make me pinky swear that we have lunch at least once a month (we do).
It's been said that when you meet a woman, make sure you check out her mom to see how she'll age. In Brittany's case...she will age wonderfully because her mom can pass as her sister. I'd never hit on Brit, but if her mom wasn't happily married I'd be all over her like a cheap suit!
It's been said that when you meet a woman, make sure you check out her mom to see how she'll age. In Brittany's case...she will age wonderfully because her mom can pass as her sister. I'd never hit on Brit, but if her mom wasn't happily married I'd be all over her like a cheap suit!
You and I were born within a couple of weeks from each other. No wonder I tend to agree with a lot of your perspectives.
Ill tell you what. Just because you seem like a great guy if you ever need anyone to lay the wood to Mrs General Bland you know where to find me
Hey when I was 27 I had a ex uk cheerleader gilrfreind that was 44, yee yes yee, now I'm 36 uh no I'm 37 and women in they 50's that look at me like they really want to tickle my fancy make me think show what you can do
I like electronic dance music, I go to pandora and listen to the channel dub step and go to the gym and lift weights like a mad man. It gives me a good high, my buddies try to get me to take steroids but I won't do it. My job keeps me on the move, move your ***, that's what I tell these little young bucs. Life is good, might make some babies
Right now I'm having some beers though, dats usually the only time I come to catspause and I'm listening to goodie mob station on pandora
We want to be in position to build a magical treehouse for future whippersnappers just gonna make sure we can make that happen first, getting there
I watched a show about people building treehouses and this chick was one they showcased...
was a good show.
Here is her treehouse...
was a good show.
Here is her treehouse...
Dude guy I work with was trying to explain this sex swing thing and how he was gonna get one and how I needed to get one and all the spectacular exhilarating experiences that could be derived from this. I was like...... Ugh hmmmmmm. Nah igga what that the icky I need a swing fo??!
I watched a show about people building treehouses and this chick was one they showcased...
was a good show.
Here is her treehouse...
The tree looks more real than the girl. She looks like a sex robot
You don't seem like the real Z. You're playing nicer, he's playing more sober.
Exactly what language is that you're speaking, there, sir? Because, I swear you sound like a total freakin' moron. Grow up.
"If you think they look too young to you my friend, imagine how old you look to them." -Paul Heaton.
I've realized one thing after hitting the same hole for a decade. As you age, it's more about hitting it at the "right angle".
The sad truth that don't tell you, that they keep hidden from you because the pain is too great to bear, is that, in the end, the ****** always wins. It will always be there. Waiting. Ready to take your best shot until you have nothing left to give. In the beginning you naively think you are hurting it, but as the years go by it slowly, surely, beats you until you've got nothing left to give. Then, as you lay there impotent and gasping, the final stage is mockery. Because you cannot win.
I've won many many battles, but you're right, I'll probably lose the war.
You'll lose, alright. And it will be there gloating. Standing over your fallen carcass and taunting you like Ali over Foreman. It is your fate. It is all our fates.