Heel move you would like to pull off

Glenn's Take

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If I was a minor leagues baseball pitcher and my manager told me to intentionally walk someone on the road I wouldn't do it. I would just let the pitch clock run out 4 straight times and make them sit through it. They would boo the crap out of me.
 
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If I was a minor leagues baseball pitcher and my manager told me to intentionally walk someone on the road I wouldn't do it. I would just let the pitch clock run out 4 straight times and make them sit through it. They would boo the crap out of me.

And then throw over to first no less than 20x straight with multiple pick off moves until the runner refuses to get off the bag but still get 5 more in just to be sure. Call a mound conference with infield team and implement the hidden ball play with the first baseman on attempt 26. Then complain to the umps that the mound dirt needs to be raked calling on the ground crew to fix it allowing for another 25 warm up pitches.

But wait there's more. Shake your catcher off through 30 rounds of pitch signs causing the batter to call time multiple times.

Booooo you bastards. Your city and team sucks.
 

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Glenn's Take

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Horrible take, GlennN(n).

What you described would be a "bush league" move...because...you know...you are talking about baseball.

"Heel" moves are reserved for pro wrastlin'.
Dennis Rodman, Patrick Reed, Bill Laimbeer and the New England Patriots all disagree that there are only heels in wrestling.
 

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Probably not in the spirit of the thread, but I want to push someone off the road just once. Maybe I watch too much NASCAR.
 

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I'm gonna say having really aggressive sex with your hot step mom over the Christmas holiday. Then you give dad a video of said event as his "gift" before leaving town.

Note: Only do this is you hope to never see your father again.
 
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Infiltrate the UL basketball team. On the day of the annual UK game, lay the Cards players and coaches out with a bevy of chairshots and remove UL jersey to reveal UK jersey.
 
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Infiltrate the UL basketball team. On the day of the annual UK game, lay the Cards players and coaches out with a bevy of chairshots and remove UL jersey to reveal UK jersey.
Braining someone dead on with a metal folding chair has got to be one satisfying feelings ever.
 
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I'd like to break up with a chick the way Ted Dibiase told off his sidekick Virgil:
"I allowed you to eat in the kitchens of the finest restaurants. I allowed you to sleep in the floor of the finest hotel rooms. This is the thanks I get?"
 
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