Help Please

[Supercat67]

I need a few suggestions for last minute gift ideas for the wife...............

Why you ask.....because she's got everything!

Thanks in advance........

 

[funKYcat75]

A good rogering.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Gift card : dinner for two (her and Wenyen Gabriel)

 

[Supercat67]

A good rogering.

What ?:flushed:

 

[ukalumni00]

Day at the Spa is always my go to.

 

[UKGrad93]

A hallpass.

 

[KingOfBBN]

Set her up a sexy photo shoot. Lol

 

[warrior-cat]

A hallpass.

Beat me to it.

 

[cawoodsct]

I’d buy her a Flowbee to give your ***** *** a real haircut.

 

[wildcatdonf]

I need a few suggestions for last minute gift ideas for the wife...............

Why you ask.....because she's got everything!

Thanks in advance........

A $5,000 pack of $100 bills.

 

[Supercat67]

Set her up a sexy photo shoot. Lol

Like this ?

 

[funKYcat75]

What ?:flushed:

A good rogering.

Gift card : dinner for two (her and Wenyen Gabriel)

A hallpass.

 

[TortElvisII]

12 drummers drumming

 

[Wall2Boogie]

Socks and a *****.

If she doesn't like the socks, she can go **** herself.

The best answer I can’t take credit for

 

[rick64]

Robot vacuum.

 

[homeytheclown]

Like this ?

Wood

 

[Wall2Boogie]

Like this ?

I may suffocate in a motorboat accident on dem titties, maybe worth it.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Wood

Me too dude. I’d punish that fat slob.

 

[kevcat]

Like this ?

I’ll be honest, I think she’s kind of sexy.

As long as that pie of hers is freshly baked, it would all be good.

 

[It'saDoneDeal]

Give her a mold of your penis.

 

[OldEvilleCat]

.....because she's got everything!

....might want to get her a thoughtful husband...I'd say that's one thing she doesn't have.

I kid.

Get her a big ol' laundry basket full of cleaning supplies, beer, lunch meat & bread.

 

[catsfanbgky]

A cookbook and new pots and pans, along with a map to the kitchen.

 

[LineSkiCat14]

 

[homeytheclown]

I’ll be honest, I think she’s kind of sexy.

As long as that pie of hers is freshly baked, it would all be good.

She is beautiful with perfect skin

 

[BernieSadori]

Me too dude. I’d punish that fat slob.

You'd get diabetes by eating her pushE.

 

[Pickle_Rick]

What ?:flushed:

I may suffocate in a motorboat accident on dem titties, maybe worth it.

Fat girls know how to f***. It's all they got. And you know it's cleaner than the hot ***** looking for some. Hot chick looking for strange is a sure sign of crazy. Look at Christie Brinkley, and learn.

So yeah, wood.(Brinkley too. But then I'm crazier than she is.)

 

[VT/UK Rondo]

Beef jerky and lotto tickets.

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

A $5,000 pack of $100 bills.

...hall pass included

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

You'd get diabetes by eating her pushE.

 

[Rebelfreedomeagle]

A cookbook and new pots and pans, along with a map to the kitchen.

I gave my wife a set of pans and a cookbook our first Christmas after getting married. It did not go well. I still get an annual reminder 20 years later.

 

[DSmith21]

Get her a Sybian.