Hilarious Tom Crean story

[ThunderCat98]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nbacirclejerk/s/kKQbBiOJj6

 

[Cold Stout Beer]

 

[BC_Wader]

Just adds to the legend of Crean. Probably pulled his pants up and looked around like that funny sideline pic of him.

 

[Killswitch24]

There’s a hotel where I know for a fact I saw him on my way to another floor to get ice. He turned the corner and I was gonna run up to him. I turned the corner less than 5 seconds after him but no one was there. I attended a game later on and he stared at me constantly in the stands. He’d just turn toward the stands and stare so I start waving a little confused and creeped out and he’d stick his hand up very slowly and wave. I’ve been afraid of the guy since.

Once I realized he makes out with his grown son I make it a point to track his flights and stay away from him completely. I want states between me and that dude.

 

[*Fox2Monk*]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nbacirclejerk/s/kKQbBiOJj6

That sounds like Crean for sure.

 

[Blue Bigfoot]

Which way does the toilet water swirl in a flat earther's restroom?

 

[kyboy1998_rivals34276]

He dropped a duece. Mistake with the game moving to the 3 and analytics.

 

[BStockfan01]

There’s a hotel where I know for a fact I saw him on my way to another floor to get ice. He turned the corner and I was gonna run up to him. I turned the corner less than 5 seconds after him but no one was there. I attended a game later on and he stared at me constantly in the stands. He’d just turn toward the stands and stare so I start waving a little confused and creeped out and he’d stick his hand up very slowly and wave. I’ve been afraid of the guy since.

Once I realized he makes out with his grown son I make it a point to track his flights and stay away from him completely. I want states between me and that dude.

Youre a weirdo

 

[Tf2217]

Tom Crean just existing is hilarious enough. He's a magnet for the WTF stories.

 

[TankedCat]

the Irving family didn't have a poop knife in the bathroom?

(another Reddit legend story)

 

[Kycatspaws]

Tom Crean. Always the same ol crap!

 

[WhiskeyCityCat]

There’s a hotel where I know for a fact I saw him on my way to another floor to get ice. He turned the corner and I was gonna run up to him. I turned the corner less than 5 seconds after him but no one was there. I attended a game later on and he stared at me constantly in the stands. He’d just turn toward the stands and stare so I start waving a little confused and creeped out and he’d stick his hand up very slowly and wave. I’ve been afraid of the guy since.

Once I realized he makes out with his grown son I make it a point to track his flights and stay away from him completely. I want states between me and that dude

Suuuuure ya did!

 

[Dr.LutherSan]

"To Tom Crean!"