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Hot toy of the Christmas season - Fingerlings

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funKYcat75

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Just a matter of time until some dude has to go to the ER with these things stuck to their junk.



"There are so many ways to play with your Fingerlings! You will get different reactions when you blow your Fingerlings a kiss, "

"Fingerlings are designed to fit a variety of finger sizes."

"Fingerlings requires 4 x LR44/AG13 button cell batteries to come to life. "

"Your interactive pet will respond to touch,"

How do I turn on my Fingerling?
 
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I picked up a shift at the ER I do PRN work for to keep my skills up a few weeks a go, and we had a guy with one of those fidget spinners stuck on his.

funKYcat75 said:
Just a matter of time until some dude has to go to the ER with these things stuck to their junk.



"There are so many ways to play with your Fingerlings! You will get different reactions when you blow your Fingerlings a kiss, "

"Fingerlings are designed to fit a variety of finger sizes."

"Fingerlings requires 4 x LR44/AG13 button cell batteries to come to life. "

"Your interactive pet will respond to touch,"

How do I turn on my Fingerling?
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jwheat

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Can anyone imagine being in their youth and asking for a present like this for Christmas?

My dad would have beat the absolute hell out of me but if somehow I managed to get my hands on one I imagine my friends would have had a field day with that

I hope this is a little girls toy and no little boys will want one but I think we know that's not going to be the case
 
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ThroughBlue said:
Can anyone imagine being in their youth and asking for a present like this for Christmas?

My dad would have beat the absolute hell out of me but if somehow I managed to get my hands on one I imagine my friends would have had a field day with that

I hope this is a little girls toy and no little boys will want one but I think we know that's not going to be the case
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Why would anyone give a Rat's *** if a little boy wanted to play with a purple monkey?

If you are afraid that something like this is a gateway to the gay, just remember that playing with toys does not make one gay. Being gay makes one gay. And no amount of finger monkeys is going to change that.
 
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Perrin75 said:
Why would anyone give a Rat's *** if a little boy wanted to play with a purple monkey?

If you are afraid that something like this is a gateway to the gay, just remember that playing with toys does not make one gay. Being gay makes one gay. And no amount of finger monkeys is going to change that.
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Is this real?
From experience?
I'm confused
 
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Perrin75 said:
Why would anyone give a Rat's *** if a little boy wanted to play with a purple monkey?

If you are afraid that something like this is a gateway to the gay, just remember that playing with toys does not make one gay. Being gay makes one gay. And no amount of finger monkeys is going to change that.
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Not true Perrin.

My cousin was straight until she played with one. Now she is addicted to riding double headed dildos with her best friend Donna.
 
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Perrin75

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Willy I think that the only thing straight about your cousin was was her finger when she slid it inside that monkey while she was dreaming it was Donna!
 
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ThroughBlue said:
Can anyone imagine being in their youth and asking for a present like this for Christmas?

My dad would have beat the absolute hell out of me but if somehow I managed to get my hands on one I imagine my friends would have had a field day with that

I hope this is a little girls toy and no little boys will want one but I think we know that's not going to be the case
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Secks is a social construct.
 
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There is such thing as positive reinforcement.

Next thing you know little Jimmy is all grown up and commits gender neutral suicide by cop.

Poor kid... the lunacy of those around him failed him.
 
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