I get up, go to this place, later they give me money. I drink coffee. My car tires are black. I park my car in my garage but every now and then I leave it in the driveway. Inside my mailbox on certain days there is mail. On a few others, none. My refrigerator keeps my perishable items cold. I draw water from my sink but I don't drink it. I buy bottled water that I do drink.
I used to be able to name every nut that there was. And it used to drive my mother crazy, because she used to say, "Harlan Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts," and the joke was that we lived in Pine Nut, and I think that's what put it in my mind at that point. So she would hear me in the other room, and she'd just start yelling. I'd say, "Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut."
That was the one that would send her into going crazy. She'd say, "Would you stop naming nuts!" And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn't talk, but he'd go "rrrawr rrawr" and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it's also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut.