As the old saying goes...That lady has a penis!Not just a hooker, but rather this hooker...
How many 56 year olds are hotter than this?
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I would only have to see the back of it for 10-15 seconds so I OK with it.
I think she once said they grew after she prayed about them in a church. God may have given her a referral to a good surgeon ?
Giada DeLaurentiis thinks Salma’s head is enormous.
"Like an orange on a toothpick. It's a virtual planetoid. Like Sputnik.....spherical, but quite pointy in parts. She might cry herself to sleep on her huge pillow."
Pics or perma-ban. You know the rules.
https://youtube.com/shorts/O72IJgRBTe8?feature=shareTurns 100 in 2 months.
With a little more hard work by this board's loyal following, this thread has epic/historical potential. Keep posting the pics for those of us dumb***** who can't. Closest thing to porn many of us have.
That was Shania at 51 but at 56 she is not as hot as Elizabeth Hurley. At 51 she was hotter.
Good God -
i remember even as a YOUNG kid thinking that “mature women” had a unique sexual draw -
i wasn’t creepy or weird about it of course.....
not in any definable or observable criminal sense anyway
I HAVE NEVER INAPPROPRIATELY TOUCHED A WOMAN !!!!’
ok ....gotta go now
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Raquel may be 80, but those tits are only 35.
Raquel Welch 80
Paulina Porizkova is also 56. A little on the flat-chested side, but is still smoking hot….
Sure that is not Mario Van Peebles?Not just a hooker, but rather this hooker...
I’m glad she got there. The directions I gave her after she spent the day at my house were a bit fuzzy.
Hugh looked in the mirror every morning and probably knew he wasn't good enough for her. Then he went out and proved himself right
Not just a hooker, but rather this hooker...
Well he's a guy, so....
They call her Ada Ms. Apple
Let's hear it for a long time favorite.....Jane Seymour. 70 yrs old and I still wood.
Jane Seymour was the sht back in the Bond years. Went to college with someone that looked just like her
Raquel Welch 80
Raquel is the gold standard
I'd still eat it.
