How many children do you have?

[FrankUnderwood]

3 boys here. 33 years old, married for 9 years this past November

Kids are
8
4
And 2 years old

Expecting our 4th (hopefully a girl) - due date is July 25th.

Still have to pick a proper pronoun since gender doesn’t exist anymore i kid i kid @morgousky


So, how about y’all?

 

[UKserialkiller]

I got 3 kids as well. 3, 8, 24

 

[Glenn's Take]

0 thank God.

 

[buckethead1978]

Creepy thread

 

[warrior-cat]

Twin sons 35 years old, one son 22 years old, and one daughter 12 years old.

 

[FrankUnderwood]

Creepy thread

Not really

 

[FrankUnderwood]

Creepy thread

The “illest” eh? [laughing]

 

[BankerCat12]

2 girls 5 and 1

 

[FrankUnderwood]

Twin sons 35 years old, one son 22 years old, and one daughter 12 years old.

That’s quite spaced out. I can’t inagine twins. 1 at a time is difficult enough

 

[bluthruandthru]

 

[Bill - Shy Cat]

Thousands of immigrants on assistance. Love my babies, but time to snip-snip.

 

[dgtatu01]

3 boys here. 33 years old, married for 9 years this past November

Kids are
8
4
And 2 years old

Expecting our 4th (hopefully a girl) - due date is July 25th.

Still have to pick a proper pronoun since gender doesn’t exist anymore i kid i kid @morgousky


So, how about y’all?

Son 12
Daughter 9

You made me think of Jim Gaffigan’s joke:

“Want to know what it’s like having your 5th child? Imagine your drowning and someone comes by and says ‘Here hold this baby’”

 

[roguemocha]

0. Good for you, but I can’t fathom being married through my 20s and having kids. I mean, the last time you got some strange was around 20-21?

 

[warrior-cat]

That’s quite spaced out. I can’t inagine twins. 1 at a time is difficult enough

Yeah, first wife had the twins, a women from Argentina had the 22 year old in Germany and, current wife who is 16 years younger from New York had my daughter.

 

[*CatinIL*]

0

 

[Catfan in Tn.]

1 son 40.
2 Grandkids 21 and 20
1 Great Granddaughter

 

[FrankUnderwood]

0. Good for you, but I can’t fathom being married through my 20s and having kids. I mean, the last time you got some strange was around 20-21?

Yeah lol. However Exchanging bodily fluids with numerous numerous people sounds a
little *****-ish

 

[warrior-cat]

We counting grand kids? 4, one adopted granddaughter 3 years old and 3 grandsons (triplets) year and a half from one of my twin sons.

 

[-Mav-]

None that I know of, amirite fellas? However, be it known I have spread my seed far and wide. I’m talkin’ disseminated AF, yo.

 

[ZenCatFan73]

Three sons - 12, 8, 4. Good times.

 

[LordEgg_rivals16573]

Twin daughters.

 

[mashburned]

One lil 50lb fur baby. She’s black.

 

[Get Buckets]

Three sons - 12, 8, 4. Good times.

Where ya been, zencat?

 

[-Mav-]

Three sons - 12, 8, 4. Good times.

J.J., Thelma, and Michael, right?

 

[ZenCatFan73]

Where ya been, zencat?

Hey GB. How're you? I've been around. Took a long break from the boards.

 

[ZenCatFan73]

J.J., Thelma, and Michael, right?

This made me chuckle. Lol.

 

[roguemocha]

Yeah lol. However Exchanging bodily fluids with numerous numerous people sounds a
little *****-ish

Kinda the point lol. It’s one of my favorite things to do. Trying to be apart of as many 20+ year olds lives as possible.

 

[FrankUnderwood]

Kinda the point lol. It’s one of my favorite things to do. Trying to be apart of as many 20+ year olds lives as possible.

Know what i love about high school girls??

 

[oldsports_]

3 kids 1 boy 33
1 boy 29
1 girl 3

 

[KyCatFan_rivals45723]

Yeah, first wife had the twins, a women from Argentina had the 22 year old in Germany and, current wife who is 16 years younger from New York had my daughter.

Shawn Kemp? Just messing with you. I have 2 and can't imagine dealing with anymore than that. A son that is 16 and a 12 year old daughter. The wife got fixed so definitely no more after these 2. Anxiously awaiting the day when my son hopefully goes off to college in about a year and a half. Already told him his room will become my man cave. [laughing]

 

[roguemocha]

Know what i love about high school girls??

Close but college is more my wheelhouse. Last gf was 21, I’m 35.:sunglasses:

 

[FrankUnderwood]

Close but college is more my wheelhouse. Last gf was 21, I’m 35.:sunglasses:

lol, sure buddy

 

[numberonedad]

5 kids
34 year old son
32 year old son
30 year old daughter
27 year old twin daughters

 

[roguemocha]

lol, sure buddy

Hey dont be mad at me because you essentially turned 65 at 22.:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

 

[JDHoss]

Daughter - 32
Son - 36

2 grandkids

 

[UKserialkiller]

0 thank God.

Whew, thank god

 

[-Mav-]

I got 3 kids as well. 3, 8, 24

Hey man, is your 24 year old a chick or a dude? (Asking for a friend.)

 

[UKserialkiller]

Hey man, is your 24 year old a chick or a dude? (Asking for a friend.)

A chick. You can bang her, man. No problem. Had her on birth control since she was 11

My daughter is a bit of a *****.

 

[-Mav-]

A chick. You can bang her, man. No problem. Had her on birth control since she was 11

My daughter is a bit of a *****.

Cool, thanks bruh. I’ll tell my “friend.”

 

[JohnKBA]

2 here

6 yr old girl
15 year old boy

Possibly up to 12 more in the Philippines.