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Old Blue Fart

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Just being curious if anyone else is having the same problem I am with all my "mushroom" friends.

I have a customer/friend of mine who owns a well known liquor store. With the release of the latest UK bottle tomorrow, my mushroom friends have been blowing my phone up.

Knowing I never have to wait in any lines, get my bottles usually before most others, all my friends that I rarely hear from now all want to talk. Happens every time a bottle comes out.

Just curious if anyone else gets blasted with calls wanting the new bottle.
 
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Oldbluefart said:
Just being curious if anyone else is having the same problem I am with all my "mushroom" friends.

I have a customer/friend of mine who owns a well known liquor store. With the release of the latest UK bottle tomorrow, my mushroom friends have been blowing my phone up.

Knowing I never have to wait in any lines, get my bottles usually before most others, all my friends that I rarely hear from now all want to talk. Happens every time a bottle comes out.

Just curious if anyone else gets blasted with calls wanting the new bottle.
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You should probably define mushroom friends, never heard that term? Suggesting you have ****** friends?
 
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I don't ask but my SIL always gets me the Makers Mark bottles when they come out - at least since Cal has arrived. I can't remember which one it is but one of them it worth almost $200 last time I checked.
 
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Oldbluefart said:
Just being curious if anyone else is having the same problem I am with all my "mushroom" friends.

I have a customer/friend of mine who owns a well known liquor store. With the release of the latest UK bottle tomorrow, my mushroom friends have been blowing my phone up.

Knowing I never have to wait in any lines, get my bottles usually before most others, all my friends that I rarely hear from now all want to talk. Happens every time a bottle comes out.

Just curious if anyone else gets blasted with calls wanting the new bottle.
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Hey, bro. Long time, no see. Can you scoop me up a bottle tomorrow of the new MM? Thanks, man!
 
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Old Blue Fart

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Have you ever went out in your yard and out of no where is these mushrooms that just pop up?
Thats what I call friends who just pop up when they want something.

I called one of my daughters ex-husband 'boomerang" all the time. One day he asked me why I call him boomerang. Told him that every time my daughter gets rid of your *** you come back.

Got one of my part time workers who I call "blister". He made the mistake of asking why I call him that. Easy; told him he only shows up after the work is done.

Just a thing, naming crap that aggravates me. Helps me from saying something I might regret later.
 
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Oldbluefart said:
Have you ever went out in your yard and out of no where is these mushrooms that just pop up?
Thats what I call friends who just pop up when they want something.

I called one of my daughters ex-husband 'boomerang" all the time. One day he asked me why I call him boomerang. Told him that every time my daughter gets rid of your *** you come back.

Got one of my part time workers who I call "blister". He made the mistake of asking why I call him that. Easy; told him he only shows up after the work is done.

Just a thing, naming crap that aggravates me. Helps me from saying something I might regret later.
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The psylocibin is working
 
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Apparently mushrooms that you eat to get trippy on have an effect on heroin addiction. If you eat shrooms you can get off the heroin . Look it up
 
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Mushroom friends, sounds gay.

 
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Oldbluefart said:
Have you ever went out in your yard and out of no where is these mushrooms that just pop up?
Thats what I call friends who just pop up when they want something.
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Seems like the mushrooms would have to pop up upon the occurrence of a triggering event for your analogy to work, no?
 
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Pro tip when dealing with these "friends":stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::

Don't take a dump and if you do, don't look in the mirror when washing your hands.
 
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happens all the time. Friends and family. I work at a hotel. I'll go months without hearing from someone and then all of a sudden I'll get a "hey can you get me a room?" text.
 
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They are not your “friends”. Just acquaintances. Treat them as such.
 
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OP seems like a drama queen. Naming all his friends and co-workers weird terms no one uses. Can only imagine what your co-workers call you. Your friends only seem to use you so prob not "friends."
 
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Oldbluefart said:
Just being curious if anyone else is having the same problem I am with all my "mushroom" friends.

I have a customer/friend of mine who owns a well known liquor store. With the release of the latest UK bottle tomorrow, my mushroom friends have been blowing my phone up.

Knowing I never have to wait in any lines, get my bottles usually before most others, all my friends that I rarely hear from now all want to talk. Happens every time a bottle comes out.

Just curious if anyone else gets blasted with calls wanting the new bottle.
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You know... phones have this weird feature where you don't have to answer them. It's called not pushing the button.
 
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My college mushroom friends and I once walked a mile to a gas station at 4 a.m. to buy orange juice and a few packs of cigarettes. We forgot to take money or ID. Left the store empty handed and laughing uncontrollably.

I'm glad I survived those days.
 
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