Hypothetical...Joey Chestnut vs Usain Bolt

Who wins between Chestnut and Bolt?


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UK_Dallas

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This has been a barn burner poll on another board so why not bring it here.

The premise - you have to eat a hot dog and then run a 100 meter dash.

Who wins? Chestnut or Bolt?

Rules - no training, in their prime, hot dog must be swallowed.

One vote only please.
 
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Ron Mehico

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What the difference between an usain bolt 100 m and a ****** 100 meter? 6 seconds? I’m sure chestnut could eat the hot dog 6 seconds faster.
 
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cricket3

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An average adult male can probably run 100m in 20 seconds and I don’t think an average person is finishing a hot dog in less than 10 seconds after Chestnut.
 
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UK_Dallas

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a single hot dog? I'd take Usain Bolt. If we are talking about a big plate of them than probably Joey.
You think he could finish a hot dog in 15 seconds or under? Chestnut averages 7 seconds per dog. The average person probably averages 3-4 bites per dog. And then add in chewing...
 
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Thats why I put my max at 1. Yes I think Usain Bolt could eat a singular hot dog that quick. Past that he'd probably throw up half way down the track
 

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i voted for Jamal Chestnut because i once ate chestnuts and they’re awesome so they always win in my book hussein is probably a muslimb
I think you should test out how fast a not quite normal human can eat a hot dog.

I say it takes you :30 or longer.
 
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ukgrad83

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now if these are Chicago style hot dogs than Chestnut wins while Bolt is still sitting there understanding the joy that a Chicago dog is
Had my first (and then my second) Portillo's hot dog about 5 years ago. I'm not a hot dog lover so I wasn't thrilled about having dinner there. Figured at worst I could get a bowl of chili. Well I'll be damned if that dog wasn't the tastiest one I'd ever eaten. Had to get a second. Muy bueno!
 
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Had my first (and then my second) Portillo's hot dog about 5 years ago. I'm not a hot dog lover so I wasn't thrilled about having dinner there. Figured at worst I could get a bowl of chili. Well I'll be damned if that dog wasn't the tastiest one I'd ever eaten. Had to get a second. Muy bueno!

One of the saddest moments of my life was last summer pulling up to my hotel in Indy. Saw a sign across the street for Portillos, only to notice moments later it was 'coming soon'.
 
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funKYcat75

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What is “eat”? Chewed and swallowed or just in the mouth à la the end of the hot dog eating contests?
 

UK_Dallas

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What is “eat”? Chewed and swallowed or just in the mouth à la the end of the hot dog eating contests?
Rules clearly state the dog must be swallowed.

Don't you read anything before you vote multiple times????
 

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Joey Chestnut ahd it wouldn’t even be close. He would probably be done with the 100 meters before Boot even finished his hot dog.
 

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Chestnut banned!


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JonathanW_rivals

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What the difference between an usain bolt 100 m and a ****** 100 meter? 6 seconds? I’m sure chestnut could eat the hot dog 6 seconds faster.
I think it's more like 8 seconds. I think it would take Chestnut say 4-5 seconds to eat it, I think Bolt could do it once in 12 seconds.
Now if it were 2 hot dogs, Bolt has no chance.