I am a BARBER

[TortElvisII]

Barber Shops are the discussion centers of the world.

Not where I go. My barber is a mime.

 

[BBUK_anon]

Itslikewhateveruknowman

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Blind barber better than a mime barber

A mime barber just air cut ya hair!

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Fwugg a mime

Even if i go blind i’ll give u a nice haircut

A mime just gonna air cut ya hair & charge u a thousand dollars

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Charge u 40

Cuz i know mofos dont be tippin’ right

Give u a 40 haircut send u nxt door for a “message”

 

[Elliott Tim]

Not where I go. My barber is a mime.

Bet your hair is really long.

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Calipari clearly ain’t a Barber

Used to be a BARBER... now he a Hair STYLIST

 

[TortElvisII]

Blind barber better than a mime barber

A mime barber just air cut ya hair!

You ever notice a lot of serial killers are clowns but none of them are mimes.

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

You ever notice a lot of serial killers are clowns but none of them are mimes.

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

A good catdammed reason its Cowboys & Clowns... not Cowboys & Mimes

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Cloons

 

[ukalum1988]

“Rabbit of Seville” - one of my all time favorite Bugs Bunny cartoons

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

I’ll give yall a good a haircut but a nice OLD FASHIONED *** beating wont be out of the question

Respect yer local Barber

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Come on down now

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Ya need a haircut or an *** whooping?

WE got both

Sit down relaxxxxx

Get ya haircut & a good old fashioned *** whoopin’

Chicken & Waffles?

Got the wrong place

All about them haircurts & *** whoopins’

 

[TortElvisII]

This thread got the old heave ho. Must have not had enough basketball.

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Nah...all about them haircurts n azz whoopins

College basketball is DEAD

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Ok ok yeah

CBB all about them weaves lol

Fake *** hair

 

[TortElvisII]

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Bald headed YO’z

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

@the nail at the foul line

Haha WORD

Had court side seats & was part of the show as a lil kid way back when

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Looks like i got a cut hahaa

Word up

*flexmex*

 

[KopiKat]

Charge u 40

Cuz i know mofos dont be tippin’ right

Give u a 40 haircut send u nxt door for a “message”

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

The greatest of talent is often never discovered or understood until AFTERWARDS

 

[KopiKat]

You ever notice a lot of serial killers are clowns but none of them are mimes.

Good point. Great point, actually. Clowns originate from ancient Egypt. Mimes? Ancient Greeks.

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

USA

BAD LABz & POWER Gridz

 

[KopiKat]

@the nail at the foul line

Haha WORD

Had court side seats & was part of the show as a lil kid way back when

Oh, me first please . . . you were hidden inside Meadowlark Lemon's basketball shorts ??

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Oh, me first please . . . you were hidden inside Meadowlark Lemon's basketball shorts ??

Skirts

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Shorts can’t hide BIG BALLS

Skirts maaaaan

Fwukking SKIRTS

 

[KopiKat]

Skirts

Harlem, not harem. Such a little Turnip.

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Nah... new world skirts

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

USA maaaaannnnnnn

Lets get TOUGH

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Feel free to find the Ask Turnip thread

 

[KopiKat]

Nah... new world skirts

Ever seen groundskeeper Willie hoop it up, Turnip? Very offensive foul prone.

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Real Life Internet

GO BIG BLUE

BBN4Life

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Ever seen groundskeeper Willie hoop it up, Turnip? Very offensive foul prone.

Offense is the best defense

Especially when ya got BIG BALLS

 

[UK 82]

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Yall taking notes?

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Mods lol RESPECT

I aint trying to test you i just do what i hairdo

C-A-T-S

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Haha yall mofos are the bayst

BBN4Life

& i be G/-\NgIn

Don’t stop won’t stop NEVER sleep