I don't know if this scares anybody but...

[Glenn's Take]

I've been wearing glasses since middle school and it has never not been on my license. Now, since we have to pass an eye test, I don't need to wear them anymore while driving. My eyes are actually under the threshold for having to wear them. I think I will go ahead and keep wearing them though. I would have always known not to hit the blurry stuff anyway.

 

[WildcatFan1982]

The idea of you driving does indeed scare me

 

[Col. Angus]

One of your strongest takes, Glen

 

[bluthruandthru]

Seems a bit myopic.

 

[TortElvisII]

 

[BankerCat12]

I've been wearing glasses since middle school and it has never not been on my license. Now, since we have to pass an eye test, I don't need to wear them anymore while driving. My eyes are actually under the threshold for having to wear them. I think I will go ahead and keep wearing them though. I would have always known not to hit the blurry stuff anyway.

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