"This month, as billions of Brood X cicadas emerge from the dirt in Indiana and more than a dozen other states for the first time in 17 years....
Back in '04, the Hoosiers had five NCAA Championships, one NCAA Championship runner-up, and eight Final Fours. Those Indiana bugs are gonna be shocked when they wake up to see how much has changed since then. The cicadas will probably be surprised, too.
You emerge from the ground after 17 years, your only goal is to mate, which you do while getting high on mind-altering chemicals and spreading this fungus STD. Sounds like a pretty chill existence.