I can't think of anything I want yet so fire out any suggestions. Already getting a number of other things, but the wife said to get something else I want for $50. Anxiously awaiting all the great Paddock suggestions.
I Have $50 To Buy Myself Something Else For Christmas
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Sloppy BJ from a street walker.
Interesting choice, but I believe all the hookers are being contracted by the UL Athletic Department for the Christmas and New Year's Day holidays.
That is a solid option. I just don't use Amazon services very often and my home isn't really networked much besides TV's, game systems, and phones. I wonder how much use I could still get out of it?
50 bucks on the Powerball seems like a good play
Don't smoke, haven't drank booze in years, and rarely gamble. So those options are unfortunately out.
For $50 you can buy your friend PTSD.
Just pay someone rough looking to mock kill them.
Just pay someone rough looking to mock kill them.
If we don't come up with something good, I might just use it for my handgun purchase in the future for a better brand.
a flesh light and a penis pump. your married, so need to get creative on the masturbation scene.
I'm sure you can buy a hot one with filed numbers scratched off for the price of a brand new one.
Yep. I now leave the front door open so that the Fed Ex guy catches me.
That or the beej.
Both! In a way, you'd be helping the poor with a man-sized serving of your ****. Truly is better to give than receive this Christmas season.
Ho Ho Ho.
Enjoy.
Never cared for smoking. When I was a kid I was subjected to tons of second hand cigarette smoke in the car and didn't take a liking to it.
I usually only gamble with other people's money. Once or twice a year my mom invites me to go to the boat (casino) with her using her money and i give her half of whatever i get from any winnings. I usually leave with about $50 to $100 in winnings after giving her the other half.
I use to drink when I was single, but blowing $20-$30 a night at least 3 or 4 times a week got expensive. Plus waking up in strange places with a major hangover got old. Also not knowing how I got home once scared the crap out of me. I could have killed some people unknowingly. I think a higher power might have watched out for me that night. I just pretty much gave it up after that.
Now back to your gift ideas.
I actually don't drink coffee either. [laughing] My main vice is fast food and I will be trying to give that up after the New Year. Put on to much weight being off from multiple back surgeries.
What kind of piece of **** uses his moms money to gamble?
OP sounds like Kyle's cousin, Kyle.
"Steak? I can't eat all that red meat it causes me too much gas."
"Steak? I can't eat all that red meat it causes me too much gas."
You could get like 100 apple pies at McDonalds.
For one thing I don't ask to do it. I'm invited and it is what she does with money she gets from Christmas from her husband. She doesn't like to go by herself and he doesn't go to very many places since he retired.
Sadly, that is the very first thing I thought of as well. Looks like we are both going to Hell.
The first thing that I would think of is tickets to something. Pick a good, small venue and see live music. Go to something at the Opera House. I have friends that get into scary stuff that toured Waverly Hills, and that was $25 each, so you could take someone who will pee themselves.
Y'all are great. I've just found 10-20 new Christmas present ideas for myself.
As far as recommendations for the OP:
-Get an even sloppier BJ and pay like $20.
-use the other $30 for cigs and booze. And I know you said you don't smoke or drink, but that's not normal and you need to start.
-Can't go wrong flesh light. And Willy is right, masturbating in public will give you that extra rush you've been looking for. Great idea....stand in front of a restaurant/store that has those dark Windows you can't see through from the outside. Then start going to town on yourself. You have no idea who is inside and watching go..... and man OH MAN you're gonna like the way you feel, I guarantee it. They may even let you hold onto the flesh light in the police holding cell and then you can freely masturbate all you want.
As far as recommendations for the OP:
-Get an even sloppier BJ and pay like $20.
-use the other $30 for cigs and booze. And I know you said you don't smoke or drink, but that's not normal and you need to start.
-Can't go wrong flesh light. And Willy is right, masturbating in public will give you that extra rush you've been looking for. Great idea....stand in front of a restaurant/store that has those dark Windows you can't see through from the outside. Then start going to town on yourself. You have no idea who is inside and watching go..... and man OH MAN you're gonna like the way you feel, I guarantee it. They may even let you hold onto the flesh light in the police holding cell and then you can freely masturbate all you want.