I Have $50 To Buy Myself Something Else For Christmas

[starchief]

Yep. I now leave the front door open so that the Fed Ex guy catches me.

I used to be a delivery driver and always hated seeing that. What was worse was having to get their signature for the delivery, Ewwww.

 

[PhattyJ4UK_rivals309166]

Good idea, But where is the best place in Lexington to get a good steak?

Check back here about 6 times a year for a thread.


Couldn't tel you in Lexington.

 

[UKserialkiller]

I used to be a delivery driver and always hated seeing that. What was worse was having to get their signature for the delivery, Ewwww.

 

[Moopyj]

50 dollar gift card at outback gets u ten free bucks. Or u can give me money and I will double it in 3 years for u

 

[slick rick.ksr]

Don't smoke, haven't drank booze in years, and rarely gamble. So those options are unfortunately out.

Good Lord.......you haven't quit peyote too, have you?

 

[slick rick.ksr]

Y'all are great. I've just found 10-20 new Christmas present ideas for myself.

As far as recommendations for the OP:

-Get an even sloppier BJ and pay like $20.

-use the other $30 for cigs and booze. And I know you said you don't smoke or drink, but that's not normal and you need to start.

-Can't go wrong flesh light. And Willy is right, masturbating in public will give you that extra rush you've been looking for. Great idea....stand in front of a restaurant/store that has those dark Windows you can't see through from the outside. Then start going to town on yourself. You have no idea who is inside and watching go..... and man OH MAN you're gonna like the way you feel, I guarantee it. They may even let you hold onto the flesh light in the police holding cell and then you can freely masturbate all you want.

NFL security guard lost his job because they aught him jacking off on camera during a game yesterday so be careful

 

[WonderBraa]

NFL security guard lost his job because they aught him jacking off on camera during a game yesterday so be careful

Nice. I bet that was great.

 

[MrLair]

Give me your $50. I could make a hell of a weekend in Cincinnati. Some cocaine, hooker, and a dinner at beni Hannah. **** son.

 

[BigBlueFan1963]

 

[Wall2Boogie]

Invest it in a brand new drone. I heard they are bad ***

 

[KyCatFan_rivals45723]

Invest it in a brand new drone. I heard they are bad ***

I live in Bullitt County and they shoot those things down around here.

 

[thebluestripes]

Send it to willy and let him buy some "toys" for Christmas.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Send it to willy and let him buy some "toys" for Christmas.

I'm still in the market for a weiner pump

 

[KyCatFan_rivals45723]

I envision Willy4UK as this.

 

[thebluestripes]

I'm still in the market for a weiner pump

A basketball pump and some duct tape may be the most economical way to go.
In theory of course

 

[mailman85_rivals376684]

What kind of piece of **** uses his moms money to gamble?

 

[Blueisbest]

$50 will buy a dance party with Katina Powell's girls.

-Andre McGee

 

[RUPPsRevenge1]

A one hour massage at the rub and tug.

 

[MychalG]

Go into a restaurant and pay for someone's meal. My wife and I have done this many times. The feeling you get is worth way more than what you spend. We pick out 2 tables apiece and then debate while eating which one we are going to pay for. We watch the waitress/waiter who has that table, then we contact them and have them give us the check. Granted we don't do this in the high end restaurant's however we picked up 4 checks at Waffle House on Christmas night. We were sitting at the counter and one couple whose check we were holding, was looking around trying to figure out who paid for their meal. Someone did this for us about 5 years ago and we have been paying it forward ever since. Give a try..

 

[Laparkafan]

OP - now that xmas is over what did you end up buying?

 

[UKserialkiller]

HAY EVERYBODY MYCHALG IS CHEAP GODDAMN BASTARD

 

[MrLair]

OP ended up buying faith apparently.

 

[KyCatFan_rivals45723]

I ended up just getting a $50 Master Card gift card. Couldn't decide and ended up just getting that at the last minute on Friday. Figured I could use it anytime in the future for whatever catches my eye and not rush into buying something that I didn't really need.

 

[UKserialkiller]

I ended up just getting a $50 Master Card gift card. Couldn't decide and ended up just getting that at the last minute on Friday. Figured I could use it anytime in the future for whatever catches my eye and not rush into buying something that I didn't really need.

It's $50 bucks. Not a million. I'll spend $50 with one line.