...and now it’s too high and I can’t reach it.
Let’s hear your best Steven Wright wannabe lines!!
Let’s hear your best Steven Wright wannabe lines!!
I hung my ladder in my garage...
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If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. (that's an actual quote but funny)
I just installed a microwave fireplace. I can spend the whole evening in front of the fire, in eight minutes.
I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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Muslim suicide bomb instructor, “I’m only gonna show you this once.”
I had a flat tire, but no jack.
A car stopped to help me. I traded my spare tire for his jack.
My brother and I are very competitive. They say we look just alike, but I think I look more alike than he does.
In 1990, I read eighty percent of fatal car accidents are within 5 miles of home, and at less than 50 miles per hour: I never slow down and haven’t been home in 30 years.
I spent $80 to install a garage ladder that’s too high to reach: now I’ll spend Thirty Grand to install a shorter garage.
A car stopped to help me. I traded my spare tire for his jack.
My brother and I are very competitive. They say we look just alike, but I think I look more alike than he does.
In 1990, I read eighty percent of fatal car accidents are within 5 miles of home, and at less than 50 miles per hour: I never slow down and haven’t been home in 30 years.
I spent $80 to install a garage ladder that’s too high to reach: now I’ll spend Thirty Grand to install a shorter garage.