The unique thing about that movie, IMO, is that the A-list players (Chase, Murray, and Rodney) were really not that funny at all. The rest of the cast carried that movie. Ted Knight, Brian Doyle Murray (Pick up that blood LOL), the Bishop etc. were hands down the best part of that film.
I like you Betty.
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Come on dude. Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts is funny.
Hey wait a minute. That's only 50 cents. Yeah well Lou raised the price of coke he's been losing at the track.
Bishop: I'll tell you, son. My main satisfaction is working with young people like yourself at our new Youtheran Center. Why don't you drop by some time?
Danny: I've often thought of entering the priesthood.
Bishop: Oh, are you, uh, Roman-Catholic?
[Danny Nods]
Bishop: I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you can't come.
Danny: I've often thought of entering the priesthood.
Bishop: Oh, are you, uh, Roman-Catholic?
[Danny Nods]
Bishop: I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you can't come.
YOU’LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!!
I stand by it. Some of Bill Murray's stuff was funny, but the bit players (including his brother) outshone him.
Lou: One announement. Carl Lipbaum died last week in summer school from a severe anxiety attack.
Motormouth: I heard he swallowed his vomit during a test.
Lou: However it happened, he was a good caddy and a good kid.
Tony: He was a brownnose, Lou! You hated him.
Lou: Shut up! That means the caddy scholarship is available again. Anyone who's interested should go see Judge Smails.
Motormouth: And kiss his ***!
Lou: That would help.
LOL
Motormouth: I heard he swallowed his vomit during a test.
Lou: However it happened, he was a good caddy and a good kid.
Tony: He was a brownnose, Lou! You hated him.
Lou: Shut up! That means the caddy scholarship is available again. Anyone who's interested should go see Judge Smails.
Motormouth: And kiss his ***!
Lou: That would help.
LOL
Ahoy polloi! Where did you come from, a SCOTCH ad?
cracks me up every time. LOL
cracks me up every time. LOL
Where did you go to undergrad?
St. Copious of Northern Nebraska LOL
St. Copious of Northern Nebraska LOL
“You buy a hat like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup. Oh it looks good on you though.” 
I tell you I'm playing the worst game of my life.
Don't put yourself down, you're not good.
Don't put yourself down, you're not good.
Al: I bet you slice into the woods a $100.
Judge: Gambling is illegal at Bushwood and I never slice. DAMN!!!
Al: OK you can owe me.
Judge: Gambling is illegal at Bushwood and I never slice. DAMN!!!
Al: OK you can owe me.
I think this place is restricted, Wang, so don’t tell ‘em you’re Jewish.
