I love this board so much if that if

[skysdad]

I had Shownuff's money I would fly in every stinking one of you, put you up in a 5 star hotel and have a good ole southern pig picken with cole slaw, tater salad, baked beans, on site ade hush puppies and peach cobbler and my wife's " pineapple puddin. " If I had Shownuff's money. OFC

 

[SwatX1]

If I had @Showenuff money, I would rent a cruise ship for the final 4 that would only have Duke fans on it and we would cruise the islands and watch the games outside on the ships big projector screen. I would also go all out on the food and everybody gets an unlimited drink card.


What would the rest of you all do if you had @Showenuff money???

 

[Showenuff]

LOL, you dumbasses.

 

[skysdad]

If I had Shownuff''s money I would buy enough tickets for this entire board to next years senior night game at the banner dome just so hof coach roy williams can have the entire section of the DI board escorted out of the dome for yelling for Duke and Dickey V. would be there to comment on it along with jockitch. OFC

 

[DiehardDukeFan4Life]

If I had Show’s money I would buy every ticket to every Duke NCAA tournament game so that Duke fans could fill the stadium for every game and I would also buy every ticket to every Kentucky NCAA tournament game so that no Kentucky fans could go to the games and give all of the tickets to fans of their opponents. lol

 

[SwatX1]

If I had @Showenuff money, I would buy @retiredsoldier and whole dozen of those night vision goggles he wants so bad, and I would fly @FearTheBeard to the east coast on a week night for one of those late games so he can experience how much 9:00 games suck.

 

[SwatX1]

If I had Showenough money, I’m giving ALL to @DiehardDukeFan4Life so he can do those two things he said!!!

 

[OldasdirtDevil]

You guys couldn't handle having Show's money. It's just too much responsibility knowing that the government has to borrow from him during bad times. He pretty much saved our asses by financing the 'stimulation' back in '08 and beyond.

OFC

 

[Bludvls1]

Roy was offered @Showenuff money but turned it down to stay in CH and coach this years team.

 

[jpw_rivals208321]

I had Shownuff's money I would buy everyone on the board a ticket to the 2020 NBA draft so we can all be there when Nasir Little's name finally gets called.

 

[Shatterthesky22]

If I had Showenuff’s money I would pay every recruit in the top 100 for the next 20 years to not go to UNC. Can’t get enough of these 10-15 seasons.

 

[smashmouth5]

If I had Show's money...I would take care of the ref bill so Sky could enjoy his golden years and not worry about collecting the money anymore.

 

[gottagonow]

If I had Shows money I would pay Roy enough to finally, truthfully admit that he did in fact know for 20 years that they were cheating.

 

[Fourteen44]

If I had @Showenuff money, I’d:

- get Bacot a hairdresser
- pay the refs off for once so @skysdad and @OldasdirtDevil could actually enjoy a game for once instead of sneaking away from the arena in time for tip
- help @pisgah101 start his political campaign
- force @VaBlueDevil33 and @koachq watch a grinding Duke game while only saying positive things
- attend the secret Guru Gary coaching training
- pay for @Archer2 to actually be a motivational speaker for the Cheats

 

[DukeDenver]

If I had @Showenuff money, I’d:

- get Bacot a hairdresser
- pay the refs off for once so @skysdad and @OldasdirtDevil could actually enjoy a game for once instead of sneaking away from the arena in time for tip
- help @pisgah101 start his political campaign
- force @VaBlueDevil33 and @koachq watch a grinding Duke game while only saying positive things
- attend the secret Guru Gary coaching training
- pay for @Archer2 to actually be a motivational speaker for the Cheats

Winner

 

[tate12]

So, Show is loaded, huh?

 

[pisgah101]

If I had @Showenuff money, I’d:

- get Bacot a hairdresser
- pay the refs off for once so @skysdad and @OldasdirtDevil could actually enjoy a game for once instead of sneaking away from the arena in time for tip
- help @pisgah101 start his political campaign
- force @VaBlueDevil33 and @koachq watch a grinding Duke game while only saying positive things
- attend the secret Guru Gary coaching training
- pay for @Archer2 to actually be a motivational speaker for the Cheats

hahaa

 

[pisgah101]

So, Show is loaded, huh?

extremely

 

[Fourteen44]

Winner

I do have to cite @smashmouth5 because I cherry picked his idea for line 2 of mine

 

[Deviled Egg]

If I had Shows money the first thing I 'd buy would be a new butt. The one I have now has a crack in it.

 

[smashmouth5]

So, Show is loaded, huh?

 

[Blueline Devil]

If I had Shows money, I would clone Coach K so we would never have another thread on who the next coach will be

 

[dukiejay]

If I had Show’s money I’d buy Roy more of those dapper clothes he’s always wearing.

If I had Show’s money I’d pay Guru Gary to come in and teach all of us DI bums about UNC’s complicated system just so we could truly understand.

If UNC had had Show’s money they could have made the whole academic thing disappear before word ever got out.

 

[Neners]

"I like to think of Show, like, with giant eagles’ wings and singin’ lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with, like, an Angel Band, and I’m in the front row, and I’m hammered drunk…"

 

[Fourteen44]

"I like to think of Show, like, with giant eagles’ wings and singin’ lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with, like, an Angel Band, and I’m in the front row, and I’m hammered drunk…"

And I can picture you emphasizing the “hammered” part lol

 

[Neners]

And I can picture you emphasizing the “hammered” part lol

You know it! Shake n' Bake!

 

[Showenuff]

So, Show is loaded, huh?

Don’t setup a robbery attempt to roll down here to the coast and get some, you’re gonna be extremely disappointed.

 

[DukeDenver]

Don’t setup a robbery attempt to roll down here to the coast and get some, you’re gonna be extremely disappointed.

Sounds like the start of Ocean’s 14.

 

[SwatX1]

He doesn’t mean disappointed because there’s no money, he means because his Kingsmen are gonna come out in full force!!!

 

[FearTheBeard_rivals208808]

If I had @Showenuff’s money I’d buy a bunch of houses in Chapel Hill for former UNCheat players to live in and do drugs so that Roy can spend less time being a landlord and more time fixing his least talented team.

I’d also give Tami Hanstravel a bunch of money so she can quit her current job before it gives her lockjaw.

I’d have a statue built of Henderson’s elbow being viciously attacked by Hanstravel’s nose and put it outside the Nose Dome.

I’d find the KY fan that got the premature 2015 National Champions tattoo and pay him to get 118-84 tattooed on his forehead then buy him courtside tickets to every KY game.

I’d buy Rivals and properly rename Rupp Rafters to “Idiots that shouldn’t be allowed near a keyboard.” I’d also institute a 5 teeth minimum before anyone could post.

I’d payoff DukieJay to ensure Showenuff finishes last in Pickem.

I’d fly @DukefanKY to the west coast so he can see how much 4pm games on a weekday suck.

All of this would cost about 1% of Show’s net worth. I’d put the other 99% on one hand of blackjack in Vegas.

 

[Fourteen44]

If I had @Showenuff’s money I’d buy a bunch of houses in Chapel Hill for former UNCheat players to live in and do drugs so that Roy can spend less time being a landlord and more time fixing his least talented team.

I’d also give Tami Hanstravel a bunch of money so she can quit her current job before it gives her lockjaw.

I’d have a statue built of Henderson’s elbow being viciously attacked by Hanstravel’s nose and put it outside the Nose Dome.

I’d find the KY fan that got the premature 2015 National Champions tattoo and pay him to get 118-84 tattooed on his forehead then buy him courtside tickets to every KY game.

I’d buy Rivals and properly rename Rupp Rafters to “Idiots that shouldn’t be allowed near a keyboard.” I’d also institute a 5 teeth minimum before anyone could post.

I’d payoff DukieJay to ensure Showenuff finishes last in Pickem.

I’d fly @DukefanKY to the west coast so he can see how much 4pm games on a weekday suck.

All of this would cost about 1% of Show’s net worth. I’d put the other 99% on one hand of blackjack in Vegas.

I’d just step up and cover the cost of PJ’s Hertz rental car.

 

[Showenuff]

LOL

 

[FearTheBeard_rivals208808]

Also, WHEN I have Show’s money it will be after sitting at his poker table and bluffing him with 2-7 in my hand.

 

[gottagonow]

So, Show is loaded, huh?

Well lets just say I looked up the words multi millionaire in the dictionary and there was Shows picture.

 

[Fourteen44]

All of this talk about Show and his wealth, but I just want to know, is his time too valuable for Duke and us?!?

 

[SwatX1]

If I had Shows money,

All of this talk about Show and his wealth, but I just want to know, is his time too valuable for Duke and us?!?

Shows time is so valuable, he gains a million dollars every leap year

 

[VaBlueDevil33]

If I had @Showenuff money, I’d:

- get Bacot a hairdresser
- pay the refs off for once so @skysdad and @OldasdirtDevil could actually enjoy a game for once instead of sneaking away from the arena in time for tip
- help @pisgah101 start his political campaign
- force @VaBlueDevil33 and @koachq watch a grinding Duke game while only saying positive things
- attend the secret Guru Gary coaching training
- pay for @Archer2 to actually be a motivational speaker for the Cheats

I'm trying to do better lol

 

[pisgah101]

Well lets just say I looked up the words multi millionaire in the dictionary and there was Shows picture.

you must of had an old one.. I looked up billionaire and he was there

 

[Showenuff]

Y’all stoopit.

 

[skysdad]

LOL, you dumbasses.

dumb asses is two words.
OFC