I will sleep well tonight knowing ...

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* That our coach is an offensive genius.

* That we will finish the season with an 8-4 record.

* That we have a "great defense" that could never give up 139 points in 3 games.

* That we would never run the QB draw on 3rd-and-goal from outside the 10.

* That if we would fire our coach we'd never win another game.

* That we are recruiting 4- and 5-star recruits to keep up with Baylor, Oklahoma, Texas, TCU, Oklahoma Lite, etc.

* That season-ticket sales will skyrocket next year.

* That we have a strong-armed quarterback who never underthrows receivers on deep routes.

* That our special teams coach owns the junior college recruiting scene.

* That our "great defense" would never give up more touchdowns than the number of punts they force during a 3-game stretch.

* That Pitt is having another horsecrap season because it changed coaches, and we all know that programs don't get better when they change coaches.

* We have the best pass-blocking offensive line in football.

* That our coach would never waste redshirt seasons for two backup quarterbacks so that they could play running back and wide receiver.

* That our coach can outcoach their coach.

* That our coach finally has all his recruits on the team, so we'll never have excuses after a loss.

* That we will always double-cover the opponent's best receiver.

* That our football program is not a clown show.

* That we will never win at Oklahoma or Baylor but, hey, that's OK because we're not supposed to beat ranked teams on the road.

* Our special teams have never blundered a play like Michigan did today.

* That knowledgeable football people still consider us a national power.

* That we're a good offense in the red zone.

* That there's always next year.
 

31Herd55

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Sweet dreams, Spreadoption...or is that going to be a nightmare...just trolling over here, but not a racist piece of white trash.
 

wbgvwbgv

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I'll sleep well tonight knowing that WVU is in a great power conference and that cleverness on this board is a complete waste of time.

I wonder if Pitt gets more than 25,000 fans to show up at their next home game now that they are ranked. Very doubtful
 

bEER_Nation13

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I'll sleep well tonight knowing that WVU is in a great power conference and that cleverness on this board is a complete waste of time.

I wonder if Pitt gets more than 25,000 fans to show up at their next home game now that they are ranked. Very doubtful

Why even mention Pitt? Who cares about Pitt? How is Pitt even relevant in the OP comment? Is that how bad our program has fallen? We have to compare ourselves to others so we can feel good? Denial is the 1st stage of grief.
 

Atreides

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Actually they are a case in point. Doubt they lose more than two more this season.Their coach is Good. He is not above benching people who don't play well. He got a solid QB transfer, Peterman whose making everyone ask Voytik who? They are in every game they play. Not good for us...but can compare the coaches....Like theirs better....
 

pbrad

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I'll sleep well tonight knowing that WVU is in a great power conference and that cleverness on this board is a complete waste of time.

I wonder if Pitt gets more than 25,000 fans to show up at their next home game now that they are ranked. Very doubtful
You sound like a Ped stater. When you lose you talk about another teams attendance. Last I saw the polls don't put attendance figures up. If you saw the Steeler game yesterday, there were a lot of empty seats.

You are in a good offensive minded conference and the teams are hard to defend. Get used to it all teams have a herd time defending these offenses.
 
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Why even mention Pitt? Who cares about Pitt? How is Pitt even relevant in the OP comment? Is that how bad our program has fallen? We have to compare ourselves to others so we can feel good? Denial is the 1st stage of grief.
Why even mention Pitt? Who cares about Pitt? How is Pitt even relevant in the OP comment? Is that how bad our program has fallen? We have to compare ourselves to others so we can feel good? Denial is the 1st stage of grief.

I mentioned it because some people on this board are convinced that if you change coaches then you automatically get worse for several years. That's not the case.
 
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I'll sleep well tonight knowing that WVU is in a great power conference and that cleverness on this board is a complete waste of time.

I wonder if Pitt gets more than 25,000 fans to show up at their next home game now that they are ranked. Very doubtful
What does it matter if you sellout the game but you never are competitive in your conference? That you won't ever WIN your conference and your fan base is pissed because you can't win more than 7 games with the help of home games against Liberty and Ga Southern? Talk all you want about Pitt and our attendance but we are ranked, our recruiting is picking up and we are building what you wish you could. Dana is under .500 in conference games and you are getting blown out in your conference games. If Pitt is **** then WVU is horsesh!t