My girlfriend.
She can do miracles with duct tape.Depends on if I have hope to get off the island or just want to enjoy my time there for the rest of my life.
For the former I would take MacGyver. He pretty much can come up with a way to get out of any situation. He would be a more modern upgraded version of the Professor from Gilligan's Island.
While a hot chick sounds like a great answer for the latter, I imagine they would be a complete pain in the butt the whole time and pretty much worthless toward your survival (like Ginger from Gilligan's Island). I'd rather have an average looking woman that has survivalist skills. Now a hot survivalist woman would be a jackpot.
Now a hot survivalist woman would be a jackpot.
She can do miracles with duct tape.
Somebody knows how to party!So can you, glen.
You ever get those dead hookers out of your mom's basement?
Why would I? They aren't charging anymore.So can you, glen.
You ever get those dead hookers out of your mom's basement?
I'm inMy girlfriend.
Entire book of Song of Solomon with the pages all stuck together.The Bible.
The Bible.
Your poor reading skills might make taking a book a really bad choice !
Yeah, but which 'home'? Also, pretty sure Jesus wouldn't be stranded anywhere.Seeing how my No.1 goal would be to get saved/rescued from this island. I would choose the 1 person that I know could get me home. Jesus.
Seeing how my No.1 goal would be to get saved/rescued from this island. I would choose the 1 person that I know could get me home. Jesus.
Plus, He hasn't come back yet, so He wouldn't be available.Yeah, but which 'home'? Also, pretty sure Jesus wouldn't be stranded anywhere.
You need to fight off Murray from Impractical Jokers.Danica McKellar.
Hot AND smart.
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