If You Could Trade In Your Current Car. What Would You Get?

UKserialkiller

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I think I would get a Tesla. But Pittsburgh just launched Uber automatic. Not sure I may want to get into a long term car loan with Elon Musk shaming me. If ya'll could get a penis pump, which one would you get? Trying to find someone on here who uses one. Get paid on friday. Wife out of town. Wanna see if get one while she's gone. Suggestions?
 

slick rick.ksr

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I would go for the Mila Kunis Penis Pump model, Willie, if I were in your position. Reputed to be able to suck the chrome off a Tesla....
 

JDHoss

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I'd trade my 2015 RAM for another one. Penis pump? At my age, I no longer give a touch. A good bowel movement, a good nap, a good meal or a good ball game rate higher on my chart in terms of importance....
 

UKGrad93

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LineSkiCat14

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I have a 2014 Mazda 6, with 2 years left on loan. Had it for 3.5 years, and getting really bored with it. I was kind of in a tough situation when I purchased it, so my payments are ungodly high.

Needless to say, I could flip it for a used 2015 BMW 5-series and pay less/month. Really tempted.
 
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allabouttheUK

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2011 Mustang for me. I've had my couple years with a sports car and got my mid-life crisis dream taken care of, so now I want a truck.
 

dgtatu01

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Just traded a Toyota Camry for a 4X4 F-150 crew cab. Good trade imo. I have never had a truck, but it has become super handy in 3 months. Not sure I could live without one now.