If you have 2 arms

[Glenn's Take]

Then you have more arms than the average person.

 

[Gassy_Knowls]

I got a third arm for you, glen.

 

[Glenn's Take]

I got a third arm for you, glen.

I'm pretty sure that would still put you below average. Capitals 5, Rangers 4.

 

[Ryan Lemonds Hair]

If you have less than 2 arms does that mean you are armed?

 

[AustinTXCat]

Disadvantaged take, Glenn.

 

[Elbridge]

This thread has me up in arms!


Couldn't resist.

 

[MGGA]

Spoiler: Please don’t click this

Spoiler: I warned you

Sarah Palin’s kids have, on average 46.2 chromosomes.

 

[Tskware]

As Steven Wright once said "Just think how stupid the average person is . . . then consider that half of them are dumber than that."

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

...then all you need is two more to enter the arms (relay) race.

 

[gamecockcat]

Glenn, you made me laugh. I had to think about it at first. Like, what the hell is he saying? Then, after a few seconds, I figured it out what you meant and I laughed. Good job, Glenn.

 

[jameslee32]

Funny thread Glenn.

 

[J_Dee]

What has nine arms and sucks?

Spoiler

You know the answer already. As if you haven't seen this joke before.

 

[ukgrad83]

What has nine arms and sucks?

Spoiler

You know the answer already. As if you haven't seen this joke before.

Had to Google that one - hadn't seen it before. Two thumbs up!

 

[BlueRaider22]

I've got 3 legs......