If you were Julianne Moore's husband, would you be worried?

gamecockcat

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She's starring in another movie as a lesbian. I think this is her third movie playing one. If you're her husband, are you starting to feel like she's thinking seriously of switching sides? Shame, because I think she's very hot for her age (always liked a beautiful redhead). I know it's Hollyweird but when your spouse plays multiple parts as a homosexual I'd start to think that it's not 'just a job' anymore but something they're considering.

Paranoid or practical?
 
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If I were her husband and she was absolutely unwilling to go the other way for my amusement, I'd be pissed.
 

UKserialkiller

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I'd love some of them ginger stain action. Coitus - a zesty enterprise.

Can Coitus be a company name? If so, I think we need to file it as a LLC. Maybe that is what we do. We scrub sex stains. *** in the carpet? No problem. Titty milk mixed with some hot pee menstrual yeast infections? No problem. Dude. I think we got something here.
 

DaBossIsBack

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Can Coitus be a company name? If so, I think we need to file it as a LLC. Maybe that is what we do. We scrub sex stains. *** in the carpet? No problem. Titty milk mixed with some hot pee menstrual yeast infections? No problem. Dude. I think we got something here.
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