If you were on death row and got to choose your final meal what would it be?

[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

I watched a youtube video on famous last meals one time. (Because I'm a sucker for clickbait.)

I can't remember which state, but somewhere they would give prisoners some ridiculous budget like $250 or something for the last meal. One guy ordered the entire budget and had the staff having to run and get a pizza from pizza hut, ice cream from Baskin Robbins, etc.

When it comes time for his last meal, there's this table filled just the brim with all of this food and the staff was curious to watch this guy go at it.

And the inmate refused to eat a single bite, just to be a dickhead.

The governor then made a rule that death row inmates in the state no longer get last meal requests and just have to eat whatever the cafeteria is serving that day.

:joy:

 

[WildcatFan1982]

My mom's lasagna

Now that you mention it. If someone could recreate my grandmas chicken and dumplings or chicken tetrazini that would be almost be worth it.

 

[santamaria78]

I bet there are a lot of last meal documentaries. Last one I saw the dude could only order from the jail kitchen. None of the order out stuff.

 

[starchief]

Simpleton country guy here.

Pinto beans flavored with salt pork.
Turnip greens and a slice of Vidalia onion.
Fried taters
Cornbread
Homegrown termaters
Glass of buttermilk

And a Diet Coke.

 

[CatCall]

Golden Corral Buffet

Not because its good. I'd just keep eating as long as I could!

 

[grantbob]

1,000 year egg.

 

[420grover]

Breakfast.

Sausage, bacon, country ham, biscuits and gravy, eggs, French toast

 

[mustnotsleepnow]

Filet, garlic mashed potatoes, baked green beans and asparagus, a sushi boat, box of snickers ice cream bars, two packs of camel blue's, a six pack of Kentucky Bourbon Ale and a bottle of whiskey.

 

[starchief]

Golden Corral Buffet

Not because its good. I'd just keep eating as long as I could!

Wife and I eat at Golden Corral on Thanksgiving. That is the only time they serve a good meal. The rest of the year it is barely edible.

 

[MegaBlue05]

Lots of clean, well manicured ******.

 

[BlueBallz_rivals30790]

Probably bourbon, cigarettes, weed and some 80s movies, and I’d be good.

 

[august-west]

A big NYC style pizza w/ a box of original powder Kraft Mac & Cheese on the side.

You can't be serious. That powder crap is crap. Now if you had gone original Kraft Mac-N-Cheese, the kind with gelatinous cheese packet, I would be 100% on your side

 

[oldsports_]

Taco Bell

 

[AustinTXCat]

Texas Brisket, fries with mayo, and 1/2 gallon Blue Bell.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

@Willy4UK

No butthole answers?

 

[ManitouDan]

Communion wafer and grape juice .

 

[Rebelfreedomeagle]

Shrooms, and I'm serious. You only kick off once so make it as freaky as possible with hallucinations. Peyote would be second choice.

 

[theoledog]

I'd wanna eat 100 of these

 

[Kooky Kats]

Hot pussoir.

 

[neilborders]

Those little rectangle school pizzas. About 4 or 5 of those, and 4 or 5 of the little cartons of chocolate milk for the full nostalgic effect.

 

[ukfan03]

About 3 boxes of those Girl Scout cookies with the chocolate and peanut butter. I think it's called tagalongs. Along with enough milk to finish the job.

 

[jedwar]

A greasy truck stop type cheeseburger, fajita fries, KFC cole slaw, spicy brown sugar baked beans. For dessert Moose Tracks ice cream and white on white cake.

 

[VT/UK Rondo]

Meatloaf, mashed taters and gravy, okra, chocolate cake and some of the misses cornbread if'n it ain't too much trouble.

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

Poosey followed by

C4-filled spaghetti

 

[mbKat]

Liver, Fava Beans, and a nice Chianti