I'm just going to leave this link here and back out the door slowly.....
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I've read the charges, I don't think she has a leg to stand on.
"Hey Johnny, before you run off to recess, come over here."
"Yes, Ms. Teacher?"
"I caught you staring at my nub again while I was reading to the class. I think I'm gonna have to punish you, Johnny."
"I'm sorry Ms. Teacher, sometimes I just can't help myself..."
"Do you like my nub, Johnny?"
"Well, I, uh..."
"Do you touch yourself when you think about my nub?"
".......yes ma'am."
"Go ahead Johnny, suck my f'n nub you little ****."
"mMMMmmmmMMMm num nums mMMMMMmmMM"
"Oh GOD lick it harder you little fuccboi!"
*dinosaur noises*
god help me
"Yes, Ms. Teacher?"
"I caught you staring at my nub again while I was reading to the class. I think I'm gonna have to punish you, Johnny."
"I'm sorry Ms. Teacher, sometimes I just can't help myself..."
"Do you like my nub, Johnny?"
"Well, I, uh..."
"Do you touch yourself when you think about my nub?"
".......yes ma'am."
"Go ahead Johnny, suck my f'n nub you little ****."
"mMMMmmmmMMMm num nums mMMMMMmmMM"
"Oh GOD lick it harder you little fuccboi!"
*dinosaur noises*
god help me
If dude got a handy from her robot arm, then that is pretty legendary.
A girl with no arms and no legs is sitting on the beach crying.
A man walks up to her and says "What's wrong?" She replies "I've never been kissed before." So the man kisses her, but she starts crying even more. He says "What's wrong? I thought you wanted to be kissed." This time she replies "Yea, but I've never been screwed before." The man thinks for a second, and has an idea. He picks her up by her sides, and throws her as far as he can into the ocean. He yells to her "Well, you're screwed now!"
A man walks up to her and says "What's wrong?" She replies "I've never been kissed before." So the man kisses her, but she starts crying even more. He says "What's wrong? I thought you wanted to be kissed." This time she replies "Yea, but I've never been screwed before." The man thinks for a second, and has an idea. He picks her up by her sides, and throws her as far as he can into the ocean. He yells to her "Well, you're screwed now!"
Dear Penthouse Forum,
My teacher with no limbs and a robotic arm gave me this look...
My teacher with no limbs and a robotic arm gave me this look...