In your opinion what the biggest turnoff for you when it comes to females?

pikespeak1

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I know buttaface will be one but here's a few to start. Chime in with your favorites.

1. A Dutch oven
2. Nose ring
3. A chick that every other word is F**K.
4. A bad tramp stamp
5 . A chick that orders an 80 dollar meal and its 3'bites of it.
6. Farmers only commerical when they show "country girls" in sundress since they have to establish they are indeed country girls


I know its last, but please feel free to add to this list

Penis.
 

pikespeak1

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*finishes taking notes*

As a representative of women, I thank you for the informative critiques and opinions. We will try to consider all of these points at the next meeting.

Hopefully this spirit of sharing will be received in the same manner when our critiques and opinions are discussed.[cheers]

Before or after crying over dead thugs?
 

slick rick.ksr

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Good



Not Good
Lady goes to an OB/GYN, gets on the table
Puts her feet in the stirrups and spreads her legs.
A terrible odor fills the room just as the doctor bends down to begin.
He wrinkles his nose and says "have you ever had a checkup there?"
She says " oh yes...also a Pole, a Hungarian, a Turk........"
 

trueblujr

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I must be a *****. If I'm out looking for a good time, I'm headed straight for the outdoor area next to those generic heat lamps.

If she smokes, she pokes.

Actually, it should be "if she smokes, she sucks a little"
 

wildcatdon

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When they can't speak normal English. Instead of saying " thank you" they say thank yaoul or something similar and it sounds like they have never been taught properly.. And it is with the words , you and two, and too and basically the words that rhyme with those. Is this the valley girl syndrome?