Knew a guy while in the USAF named John Hauf. He was relentlessly tormented and teased by people calling him Jack.
Inconvenient Names
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There was. Also an Adolphus Dick. A friend of mine has kept an old Somerset telephone book that had both in it.
A coworker of mine is named Randy Beavers. He was at a product trial in Australia once and was introduced to a meeting room full of people, and to a good round of laughter.
A guy who works for one of our vendors in Germany is named Throsten Fluck. First time I got an email from him, his name showed up as Fluck, Thorsten, causing me to do a double take.
A guy who works for one of our vendors in Germany is named Throsten Fluck. First time I got an email from him, his name showed up as Fluck, Thorsten, causing me to do a double take.
Prakash Dikshit was a client at a place I worked. Indian dude. No joke. I always thought of him as Prick *** Dick ****.
Wanna kill him, Zencat? I bet you've thought about it. I bet you wanted to string that Indian guy up and call him "Prick *** Dick ****" to his face as you rubbed his testicles with poison oak.
Let's just say you had an option. If it meant saving a kid with cancer in the middle of the street in busy traffic or kicking that Indian guy's teeth out with a trucker's tooth pick. What would you do?
A guy in my hometown was named Harry Mann.
I had a fraternity brother in college named Ben Harden.
I had a fraternity brother in college named Ben Harden.
I had a voicemail from a Rob Faygo. I called him back, after speaking for a few minutes, I requested samples of items he represented. He sent the samples with his business card.
His business card read, "Rob Fagot". Reminded me of the Mr Dumbass commercial. Seems like you'd change the spelling of your last name or change it altogether.
His business card read, "Rob Fagot". Reminded me of the Mr Dumbass commercial. Seems like you'd change the spelling of your last name or change it altogether.
Never understood Richard Head, jr.
After growing up as Dick Head, you decide to name your son that?
I guess the upside would be, you now become Big Dick Head.
After growing up as Dick Head, you decide to name your son that?
I guess the upside would be, you now become Big Dick Head.
I know the name "Hicks" isn't uncommon but there is a house near me that has an artsy sign on their porch that says "The Hicks". It seems more like a joke or a band name.