Inventions that changed your life

IdaCat

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Lot of money for whoever invents the nut-bra. I want the boys carried in comfort. Swaddled in luxury and comfort as I go about my day. Gentle and warm bathed in baby powder like one of those automatic cat waterers.
These should work fine for guys like you. If not, they do make a smaller size. Box of 30 for only $3.29, so you can have a fresh one daily to always feel nice and cozy.

 

Cleisthenes

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These should work fine for guys like you. If not, they do make a smaller size. Box of 30 for only $3.29, so you can have a fresh one daily to always feel nice and cozy.

I've got D cup sized balls, Squiggy. I swaddle them with a bowling ball cleaner to make them look brand new.
 

Perrin75

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For anyone who grew up with an antenna, I will throw out Cable TV. The amazement of going from three channels to thirty overnight was almost impossible to describe. Next came the Sophie's choice moments of picking between watching the World's Strongest Man competition on ESPN or Ski School on HBO at 2 AM. If we could have only found a way to marry the two and had Magnus Ver Magnusson pulling a giant sled loaded down with topless female ski instructors, we might have been able to reach a state of total nirvana.
 

wildcatwelder_rivals

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For anyone who grew up with an antenna, I will throw out Cable TV. The amazement of going from three channels to thirty overnight was almost impossible to describe. Next came the Sophie's choice moments of picking between watching the World's Strongest Man competition on ESPN or Ski School on HBO at 2 AM. If we could have only found a way to marry the two and had Magnus Ver Magnusson pulling a giant sled loaded down with topless female ski instructors, we might have been able to reach a state of total nirvana.
I remember when cable first came to us in the subdivision I grew up in, sometime in the '70's. Yes, going from the three local affiliates, and PBS, to @ 25-30 channels was nothing short of amazing, lol. For us, TBS out of Atlanta, Ted Turner's station, was THE station to have back then.
 
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We could only get one channel clear on our antenna, WSAZ out of Huntington WV. I do remember watching through the snow, The Ed Sullivan show when The Beatles came over, and the UCLA game when Houston broke there 47 game win streak.
 

Cleisthenes

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Props to Al Gore... I like the internet.
Internet is the most damaging invention in all of history. Rotting us to the core and a job killing machine. Who needs a storefront for almost anything now? And don't get me started on the impact porn has had. Society is rotting around us and we are devolving while simultaneously retreating into our own ethnic groups. All a recipe for a new dark age with the religious nuts stepping into fill the void. We're dumber, more paranoid, and brimming with hate and contempt for basically everyone else and plus, on top of all that, we're lazy and fat.
 
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As far as things invented in my lifetime (or at least became widely used in my lifetime), here are a few, and these aren't all for the better... Born in the mid 80s, by the way. I won't add things that were invented and/or popularized before I was born as that's kinda what I was born into so not life changing. That's just the way life was for me from the beginning.

Internet/World Wide Web/WiFi
PC/Laptop
Streaming/downloadable media (music, video content, ebooks, etc.)
Social media
Cell phones
Smart phones
Handheld GPS
Palm Pilot
Video game consoles
Digital cameras/camcorder
Email
Credit card
Back up camera
Walkman/iPod
DVR/VCR
Flash storage
Computer printers
Napster/iTunes/BitTorrent
CDs/DVDs
Digital wristwatch
Lithium batteries
Plasma TV

Next things I'm thinking will be added to the list - 3D printing and mRNA vaccines
 
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