Even if Crackers is my dog.
Reminds me of a joke.
A guy is at a bar to meet a friend. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink, the guy says just a Coke. The buddy says Coke? What the hell is wrong with you? The guy says he got so drunk the night before he started blowing chunks.
The friend says, we have all been so drunk at times that we've thrown up, but you can't quit drinking because of it. The guy says, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog.
A guy brings his Wife flowers. The Wife looks at them at says, well, now I guess you want me to spread my legs.
The Husband looks at her and says, why? Do we not have a vase?