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chrisru99

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mildone said:
Last night, I received some truly inside information about this. A couple decisions have been made and, trust me, nobody else has this information because it's being held very, very closely by a very few people. And nobody's talking about it.

This information is going to shocking. Some people will be relatively unsurprised by the first decision, or at least some will claim to be unsurprised. I'm positive that nobody will expect the second decision. I didn't see this coming at all. Wouldn't have guessed in a million years.

This is definitely something fans are going to want to know about before they decide what to do with their season tickets.

I have to be very careful about how I reveal this information. So I can't just post it here. This information is priceless. People would gladly pay hundreds of dollars for this information. But today, I can offer this incredible information to all of you for the low, low price of five dollars. That's right, five dollars. This is a one-time amazing offer that will expire at 7pm tonight and will never be repeated. So act now. Please make out your checks to "Mildone Sarcastic Post Fund".
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Awesome. Be careful some guys who attended RU during disco's hayday may accuse you of belittling them with that post. Make sure you check your grammar and not call them cheap and highly opinionated.
 
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OriginalKnight

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mildone said:
Last night, I received some truly inside information about this. A couple decisions have been made and, trust me, nobody else has this information because it's being held very, very closely by a very few people. And nobody's talking about it.

This information is going to shocking. Some people will be relatively unsurprised by the first decision, or at least some will claim to be unsurprised. I'm positive that nobody will expect the second decision. I didn't see this coming at all. Wouldn't have guessed in a million years.

This is definitely something fans are going to want to know about before they decide what to do with their season tickets.

I have to be very careful about how I reveal this information. So I can't just post it here. This information is priceless. People would gladly pay hundreds of dollars for this information. But today, I can offer this incredible information to all of you for the low, low price of five dollars. That's right, five dollars. This is a one-time amazing offer that will expire at 7pm tonight and will never be repeated. So act now. Please make out your checks to "Mildone Sarcastic Post Fund".
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FAIL
 
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rucoe89

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Mr_Twister said:
Will Darius Hamilton have his degree in-hand for a graduate transfer to Michigan like Iowa QB Jake Rudock? Wouldn't want to see Darius return to HPSS in Maize and Blue.
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He and Gary on the line against RU with Peppers as DB. May as well not show up for that beating we will take.
 
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rucoe89

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mildone said:
Last night, I received some truly inside information about this. A couple decisions have been made and, trust me, nobody else has this information because it's being held very, very closely by a very few people. And nobody's talking about it.

This information is going to shocking. Some people will be relatively unsurprised by the first decision, or at least some will claim to be unsurprised. I'm positive that nobody will expect the second decision. I didn't see this coming at all. Wouldn't have guessed in a million years.

This is definitely something fans are going to want to know about before they decide what to do with their season tickets.

I have to be very careful about how I reveal this information. So I can't just post it here. This information is priceless. People would gladly pay hundreds of dollars for this information. But today, I can offer this incredible information to all of you for the low, low price of five dollars. That's right, five dollars. This is a one-time amazing offer that will expire at 7pm tonight and will never be repeated. So act now. Please make out your checks to "Mildone Sarcastic Post Fund".
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I am writing my check now. Is the mailing address P.O. Box 666, Pisthataway, NJ 08818?
 
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mildone_rivals

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rucoe89 said:
I am writing my check now. Is the mailing address P.O. Box 666, Pisthataway, NJ 08818?
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Why yes, yes it is. How did you know?
 
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RUHotTrumpetMonkeyLove

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mildone said:
Last night, I received some truly inside information about this. A couple decisions have been made and, trust me, nobody else has this information because it's being held very, very closely by a very few people. And nobody's talking about it.

This information is going to shocking. Some people will be relatively unsurprised by the first decision, or at least some will claim to be unsurprised. I'm positive that nobody will expect the second decision. I didn't see this coming at all. Wouldn't have guessed in a million years.

This is definitely something fans are going to want to know about before they decide what to do with their season tickets.

I have to be very careful about how I reveal this information. So I can't just post it here. This information is priceless. People would gladly pay hundreds of dollars for this information. But today, I can offer this incredible information to all of you for the low, low price of five dollars. That's right, five dollars. This is a one-time amazing offer that will expire at 7pm tonight and will never be repeated. So act now. Please make out your checks to "Mildone Sarcastic Post Fund".
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Been taking lessons from Mr. TV? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
 
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derleider

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Scarlet_Scourge said:
FIRE [insert name here] NOW!!! I know they haven't been hired yet, but they should be fired before that ever happens, we have to stay ahead of this!
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Exactly.

The worst part though is - after reading it, it occurred to me that I might actually make that post earnestly.
 
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Kbee3

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mildone said:
I'm not worthy. But I do study the masters such as Mr. TV and oldman87. I am humbled by their genius and can only hope to one day make them proud of me.
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Yeah....where is Mr. TV ? He always had the inside scoop. We could use some info from someone in the know.
Sure would feel more confident if he could confirm some of the stuff I've heard.
Paging Mr. TV .
 
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BOGDANOVICH

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Terry Shea is coming back to replace Flood to undo the damage Flood has done to his reputation.
 
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