wins the ASB Classic men's tennis tournament
What an effing name.
What an effing name.
Jack Sock
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He's no Jack Rag.
Masturbate shoe.
This post reminded me that I always wanted an HJ from Elizabeth Shue. Nothing more...nothing less.
Dick Trickle-did not play
You are old school if you understand that joke.
You are old school if you understand that joke.
I used to stand my jack socks up in the corner.
Jack Sock huh? Bowler too. I bet this raunchy bastard is eating it up.
Guy prolly can't even bowl unless he ***** on some female bowling groupie first thing in the morning.
Guy prolly can't even bowl unless he ***** on some female bowling groupie first thing in the morning.
Hell, I'm not a professional and that's my standard warmup. Walk into the alley, put my balls on the table, look at the first chick I see, "C'mon honey, let me #2 on that chest so I can finish #1.".
Great take, Glenn.
Dick Trickle shot his wad by playing with his gun until it went off, in his face.
Chick was pure late 80's Jack sock material.
Forgot I had even created this thread.
Too busy with my jack sock
Too busy with my jack sock
He won Olympic Gold in Mixed Doubles in Rio. I'm betting he tried on his fair share of Brazilian socks while there.
I wonder if his name is what motivated him to be a professional athlete. I can imagine 13 year old Jack Sock hitting the **** out of a tennis ball against a brick wall for every time someone laughed at his name each day. Over time, he grew into a tennis monster through sheer repetition and ire.
He had some stiff competition, was hard to beat early, but he limped into the finals. He managed to get a second wind and straighten things out in his final match.
My jack sock is longer than it needs to be and has multicolored stripes at the base.
Jack sock is getting beat down by j. Tsonga as we speak. Down 1 set currrently
Let's go jack sock. I'm confident you will find a way to shake off the stiffness and loosen up.
Let's go jack sock. I'm confident you will find a way to shake off the stiffness and loosen up.
Just have to wonder if he blew his wad in the previous match and had nothing left in the tank ? Sure seemed that way early on. He definitely was a little weak in the knees trying to volley and chase down balls.