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Vernon

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There's a thread on this board talking about the keys to going undefeated.

You jackwagons need to fully realize you have a 1% chance to go undefeated....GEEZUS
Did you really just try to start a trash talking thread by calling people "jackwagons"? Good luck with that.
 
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There's a thread on this board talking about the keys to going undefeated.

You jackwagons need to fully realize you have a 1% chance to go undefeated....GEEZUS
A better chance than you of having a heterosexual relationship!
 

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You've been registered for 14+ years and saved that for your first post? I'm impressed.
 

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Let's look at the record.

WVU is 2-0. That's undefeated.
Maryland looks beatable. That would be 3-0.
Hell, every team in the country is likely to NOT finish unbeaten, so what's new about that?
Let's think Big 12 title first, since that's a possible precursor to the national playoffs, which Ohio State showed that you needn't be undefeated to be the national champs.
I can live with that if WVU matches the Buckeyes' record and final results.


M ighty defense throttled Georgia Southern, 44-0

O utstanding defense obliterated Liberty, 41-17

U nilaterally decimate Maryland

N euter Oklahoma

T rample Oklahoma State

A nnihilate Baylor

I ncinerate TCU

N ail Texas Tech

E rectile dysfunction Texas

E viscerate Kansas

R ip open a new one for Iowa State

S kewer Kansas State
 

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I am 100+% guaranteed never to have sex with Kaley Cuocco. That makes it no less fun to think about. Ditto for going undefeated. By the way, I didn't read the referenced post, but I would think there are 12 keys to going undefeated, and WV has already met 2 of them. Only 10 more to go.
 

LowFatMilk

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I am 100+% guaranteed never to have sex with Kaley Cuocco. That makes it no less fun to think about. Ditto for going undefeated. By the way, I didn't read the referenced post, but I would think there are 12 keys to going undefeated, and WV has already met 2 of them. Only 10 more to go.

Kaley before or after the haircut.... ??? Your answer completely changes the context of your post....


...I mean, it just does...
 
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I am 100+% guaranteed never to have sex with Kaley Cuocco. That makes it no less fun to think about. Ditto for going undefeated. By the way, I didn't read the referenced post, but I would think there are 12 keys to going undefeated, and WV has already met 2 of them. Only 10 more to go.
NO PICTURES!
BOOOO! BOOOOO TO YOU SIR!!!!
 

HurdyGurdyEer

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Actually ... after every win, until we lose a game, our chances of going undefeated increase.

Think about that Cap'n Jackwagon.
 

HurdyGurdyEer

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And you may want to schedule a counseling appointment for the week following the Oklahoma game because if we are undefeated coming out of Norman a lot of people will be saying a lot of interesting things about the possible outcomes for the Mountaineers this season.

Just trying help out another jackwagon.