Jared from Subway
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I see a lot of footlongs in his future.
There's no indication it's because of him though. Apparently the guy who lead his foundation was arrested this spring for years of child porn videos so it's not beyond the realm of possibility that they just want to get the computers to see if there is anything related to the other guy (last name is Taylor don't remember first).
I'm a bit hesitant to jump on board after the Chris Andersen original headline a few years ago.
I'm a bit hesitant to jump on board after the Chris Andersen original headline a few years ago.
Interesting point Heisman, and you may be right, but Jared has for to go. He has overstayed his welcome big time and now he must pay.
The authorities wouldn't say if the cases were connected. Typically if they are connected, they say the two are connected.
According to another board, Jared made his money in college by renting his porn stash out for $1 a pop from his dorm room. Non kid variety.
The last time he had seen his penis, he was macking on middle school girls anyways. Can't blame the poor guy for reverting back, amirite??
he best be exercising that goober mouth of his. maybe he'll only get 11" despite the advertisements.
I knew he lived above Subway and discovered it 12 years ago when I spoke to someone who went to school with him. Super misleading.
Never understood why he was a spokesman for over a decade. "Hey guys, I used to be fat as **** but thanks to the well placed restaurant below my apartment, I became blindly loyal and stopped eating sloppy joes I stored away in my pockets so if you want to drop the weight and look like a flaccid penis in eyeglasses, do as I did...eat Subway."
Never understood why he was a spokesman for over a decade. "Hey guys, I used to be fat as **** but thanks to the well placed restaurant below my apartment, I became blindly loyal and stopped eating sloppy joes I stored away in my pockets so if you want to drop the weight and look like a flaccid penis in eyeglasses, do as I did...eat Subway."
Can't wait to find out his weight loss was actually a factor of controlled methamphetamine usage.
And that the franchisee who ran that Subway below Jared's house (who is now an executive leader at corporate) was the one who hatched the scheme.
And that original "porn king" story was a warning shot by Subway after Jared started to have a conscience about the whole ruse.
And that Subway recently murdered Jared's secret girlfriend after he refused to do another publicity marathon.
And that now, Subway has planted an enormous cache of CP on Jared's hard drives after Jared covertly murdered the executive who ordered the murder of his girlfriend.
And that the franchisee who ran that Subway below Jared's house (who is now an executive leader at corporate) was the one who hatched the scheme.
And that original "porn king" story was a warning shot by Subway after Jared started to have a conscience about the whole ruse.
And that Subway recently murdered Jared's secret girlfriend after he refused to do another publicity marathon.
And that now, Subway has planted an enormous cache of CP on Jared's hard drives after Jared covertly murdered the executive who ordered the murder of his girlfriend.
IF he is guilty... he'd better have his publicist get a story out about his possible transgenderizationism, ASAP!!!
6 inch hotdog.
Argubs makes me a pretty damn good compelling case. After reading that, I'm pretty convinced that this is a set-up by Subway.
Honestly, this child porn revelation is less surprising than I f we heard Jared was snorting rails off some *****'s vertical chicken teriyaki.
I betcha his defense will draw from the irreparable damage he suffered when he was a middle school victim of bullying. Poor widdle fatass.
If this goes to trial, Subway stock will hit the skids.
I betcha his defense will draw from the irreparable damage he suffered when he was a middle school victim of bullying. Poor widdle fatass.
If this goes to trial, Subway stock will hit the skids.
I hope he likes his anus toasted.
Wow, they found someone in Indiana creepier than Tom Crean, that took some doing!
What? Also, you're the only user I've seen so far who has his profile page locked down.
Your attempt at humor makes us all sad.