Jealousy poll

[larry the cable guy]

Let's hear it.

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

What about "neither"?

 

[Kooky Kats]

Jealous of single people.

<~~~~~~~ guilty

 

[WildcatfaninOhio]

If you are constantly jealous of our partner, you're in the wrong relationship. End it!

 

[funKYcat75]

I'm jealous she can play with her boobs basically whenever she wants to.

 

[Kooky Kats]

eh... I'm not really *jealous* of single people as my wife affords me plenty of personal time to workout, see friends, etc. She's pretty awesome in that regard. Only thing I may be envious of in single people is that feeling or smashing a new chick for the first time. That's pretty invigorating. Never gonna happen again, but eh. The pros to having a great wife far outweigh the cons.

Noob.

 

[UKserialkiller]

I'm jealous she can play with her boobs basically whenever she wants to.

Man, I know what to get you for Christmas next year.

 

[UKGrad93]

We are both jealous of billionaires that can buy private islands. Other than that, what is there to be jealous about?

 

[gamecockcat]

I believe most of you are actually envious of other people and their money, fame, lifestyle, etc. Jealously involves personal relationships and losing someone, not material things. Just sayin'.

 

[warrior-cat]

I use to be but, have gotten too old to care. Wife still is, if I look at another woman it better be my sister or my office mate who is the spitting image of Miss Ballbricker from Porky's. She really does, I told her who she looked like and she looked it up and agreed with me. Imagine my surprise.

 

[Supreme Lord Z]

Don't marry ugly then you won't have this problem.

 

[Ron Mehico]

If either me or my wife were jealous our relationship would be significantly worse tbh

 

[larry the cable guy]

What about "neither"?

Sorry I forgot that but have included it now.

 

[DSmith21]

Honestly Ron, you don't have a real relationship till you can pee on each other.

My wife sometimes uses the razor that she shaves her ***** with, that I use to shave my face. That's love.

I bet that makes for a dull razor and a painful shave....

 

[UKserialkiller]

[laughing]

 

[Supreme Lord Z]

Shaving herself for Willy seems unnecessary. Like the little drink umbrella. He's going to mouth that like a meat harmonica whether it is shaved or has a Bin Laden sized bush on it. Not a pleasant visual either way, I might add. Probably looks like the kid from deliverance in a blueberry pie eating contest as you just somehow know Willy waits for the flow like it was a salmon run or something.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Shaving herself for Willy seems unnecessary. Like the little drink umbrella. He's going to mouth that like a meat harmonica whether it is shaved or has a Bin Laden sized bush on it. Not a pleasant visual either way, I might add. Probably looks like the kid from deliverance in a blueberry pie eating contest as you just somehow know Willy waits for the flow like it was a salmon run or something.

Eloquently said Z

 

[slick rick.ksr]

Honestly Ron, you don't have a real relationship till you can pee on each other.

My wife sometimes uses the razor that she shaves her ***** with, that I use to shave my face. That's love.

Suggest you look up "The Monkey Song" by Stacey Mitcheart
"I'll give you anything you want, honey"
"If you'll shave that monkey clean"

 

[BlueBallz_rivals30790]

Honestly Ron, you don't have a real relationship till you can pee on each other.

My wife sometimes uses the razor that she shaves her ***** with, that I use to shave my face. That's love.

no way, they gotta keep that au natural, 70s style.

 

[jwheat]

I use to be but, have gotten too old to care. Wife still is, if I look at another woman it better be my sister or my office mate who is the spitting image of Miss Ballbricker from Porky's. She really does, I told her who she looked like and she looked it up and agreed with me. Imagine my surprise.

Maybe you shouldn't marry a teenager. Or a woman that acts like one.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

I believe most of you are actually envious of other people and their money, fame, lifestyle, etc. Jealously involves personal relationships and losing someone, not material things. Just sayin'.

Oh, damn. Thanks for the clarification.

 

[anon_q409idbs5m40a]

I'm jealous that my wife is not as dirty as my car.

 

[warrior-cat]

Maybe you shouldn't marry a teenager. Or a woman that acts like one.

Well, she was 23 and I was 39 when we started dating so....I am 59 now, you do the math.

 

[sg24_]

Been married for 18 years now. There is nothing to be jealous of.