Jelly Roll
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I'm sorry, I just can't help myself here...
*He's enormously fat. Like it's enough to upset you. It looks like if he fell down a flood of mashed potatoes and gravy would shoot out his nose and mouth. Or what would happen if Action Bronson stayed in rehab for 10 straight years eating nothing but honey buns.
*The music sounds like if you bottled up the year 2003, stored it in a dead dog's *******, and then just tried to spray some Febreze on it.
*These song titles/album names are laughably bad. Ballads of the Broken, Even Angels Cry, Backslide, Save Me, Black Roses, Rescue Me, The Bottom, If These Tears Could Talk.... and the lyrics are like 7th grade edgy "woe is me" mall goth boi ****. Why don't you cry some more, lardass?
*More like Jelly Rolls lolz.
I hate everything about this and will never listen again.
*He's enormously fat. Like it's enough to upset you. It looks like if he fell down a flood of mashed potatoes and gravy would shoot out his nose and mouth. Or what would happen if Action Bronson stayed in rehab for 10 straight years eating nothing but honey buns.
*The music sounds like if you bottled up the year 2003, stored it in a dead dog's *******, and then just tried to spray some Febreze on it.
*These song titles/album names are laughably bad. Ballads of the Broken, Even Angels Cry, Backslide, Save Me, Black Roses, Rescue Me, The Bottom, If These Tears Could Talk.... and the lyrics are like 7th grade edgy "woe is me" mall goth boi ****. Why don't you cry some more, lardass?
*More like Jelly Rolls lolz.
I hate everything about this and will never listen again.
Please, for the love of all that’s holy, don’t turn this into yet another Springsteen thread.
A little harsh but i agree.
Everything he does has already been done by someone else better.
But you have to consider his target audience.
I’ve already lived through this era 20 years ago when Haystak and Bubba Sparrxxx did it better.
Hick hop is to rap as what nu metal was to metal
Hick hop is to rap as what nu metal was to metal
Never had one, or even seen one. Seems like a half *** attempt at dessert.
I remember those being in stores when I was a kid but haven't saw one in a store in years. I guess they don't make them anymore.