Jennifer Aniston at 53

Beatle Bum

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outside the bubble pseudo analysis (because we can):

Jennifer Aniston seems humble and natural, but might be a little needy

Elizabeth Hurley seems type A and kinky (something about her screams she is sexy, but not always into sex)

Salma Hayek comes across as a fun loving Alpha who will make you feel like a fearful little boy, if she wishes (whether you wish or not)

Sofia Vergara would be fun at first and then annoy the hell out of you. It would be far more fun being her friend and watching your buddy struggle with that than you actually take it on. And, keep the makeup on, please.

Lakshmi is a natural exotic bombshell who would be great for the pre-game pep talk, but you might not want the post-game analysis.
 

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Colombian hooker. You can have one yourself in Medellín 30$ a pop. My buddy just went for 7 days and bagged 28 chicks. Sent us pics of everyone of them fell short of his goal of 30 but he probably woulda died if he hit it. He was looking rough by day 7.
 
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Colombian hooker. You can have one yourself in Medellín 30$ a pop. My buddy just went for 7 days and bagged 28 chicks. Sent us pics of everyone of them fell short of his goal of 30 but he probably woulda died if he hit it. He was looking rough by day 7.
It’s sad that I believe that story.
 

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Colombian hooker. You can have one yourself in Medellín 30$ a pop. My buddy just went for 7 days and bagged 28 chicks. Sent us pics of everyone of them fell short of his goal of 30 but he probably woulda died if he hit it. He was looking rough by day 7.

Your friend is a degenerate, disgusting and you're a bastard for comparing Sophia to a common Columbian street *****.

Also, where is the link to these pics?
 

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Your friend is a degenerate, disgusting and you're a bastard for comparing Sophia to a common Columbian street *****.

Also, where is the link to these pics?
They’re on our fantasy fb forum on yahoo. He didn’t hold back either. Btw I think Sophia was a Colombian street *****.
 

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Look I would be glad to lead any of these women listed in this thread down a path of disappointment. On the other hand I would be happy as a lark.
 

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We need to come up with a top 10 list (or even top 5) of 50+. But must be women at least half of us know, not your wife/girlfriend or coworker or woman down the street.
Some good names (excuse my spelling) Aniston, Harmon, Vergara, Berry, Hayek have already been mentioned.
 
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Sophia Vergara never really did it for me.

As for >50, I respectfully submit both Jennifer Connelly and Jennifer Garner. A few years ago, I would have submitted Shania but I hate her lighter hair. Stay brunette, Shania! Diane Lane?