Jobs you would like to have
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Kyboy will realize that soon as well. Sounds way to undeservedly Cocky.
Generally, if they are going 10-15 + over... Unless I'm streaming KSR... Or it's raining.
Be careful what you wish for. You could also be universally hated, couldn't go out in public and your tired old di*k probably won't work anymore even though you could buy any piece of tail that you wanted.
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NASCAR driver....there is something about being able to go 200 MPH without getting a speeding ticket that appeals to me.
I turn 40 really soon and have enough work history, combined with accomplishment and failure to know what to expect. By some peoples measure i'm already a success. I live pretty good. I just said I gave up the dream big thing...you know millions for essentially having a likeness type jobs.
Yes. It has already been said. Retired billionaire. OK,maybe not billionaire but multi millionaire all the hot chicks want. I'd give up a couple million for that.
Comedian on a successful sitcom. A george costanza like if you will. Seems like it would be fun as hell, you'd make millions, and you'd live off of royalties for the rest of your life.
I'm pretty sure being a spray tan applicator for super models or bikini painter for sports illustrated would be among the most torturous jobs imaginable. Why not just pick something like MLB short stop so you get to make money *and* have sex with beautiful women? Learn sex
And if you like to throw down you might have that opportunity going to US Cellular Field in Chicago. Where those two fans attacked the Royals 1B coach in 2002 i think.
Dirk diggler.
"I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. A great, big, shining star."
"I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. A great, big, shining star."
Front of House Engineer for Imelda May or Joss Stone.
Or Engineer for JBL, EAW, Adamson, etc... Specing and installing large venue sound systems.
Or I wanna be Fox Mulder.
Or Engineer for JBL, EAW, Adamson, etc... Specing and installing large venue sound systems.
Or I wanna be Fox Mulder.
Astronaut - Fear of heights could be a problem, but always wanted to go into space.
Video Game Tester - Get paid for doing one of my favorite hobbies.
Equipment Manager for UK basketball team - See all the games in person from the bench.
Help make big budget movies - One of those weird named titles like Key Grip, Gaffer, Foley Artist is fine. Whatever job to be a part of making movies.
Video Game Tester - Get paid for doing one of my favorite hobbies.
Equipment Manager for UK basketball team - See all the games in person from the bench.
Help make big budget movies - One of those weird named titles like Key Grip, Gaffer, Foley Artist is fine. Whatever job to be a part of making movies.
You want a job giving blow jobs on the reg?
Just put an ad on Craigslist or something.
Pretty sure the title said jobs you would like to have. I would like to have blow jobs on the reg. There. Spelled it out for you.
The one Tom Leach or Mike Pratt currently has. Pratt's actually. Let Tom do all the work and just chime in here and there. Love both guys work.
Dream job is invitation for blue balls? Small dreams.
What if the job came with the shirts and haircut?
Yup.
I'd go with astronaut. Pretty damn cool, and if you can't convert that to tail then idk what you are doing wrong.