******? Yes.
Wood? Yes.
Would I disappoint her with what I bring to the table based on what she's used to? Also yes.
Wood? Yes.
Would I disappoint her with what I bring to the table based on what she's used to? Also yes.
Kim Kardashian back on the market
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I've never liked enormous asses that weren't even nicely shaped. From the waist up though she was a smoke show though, ***** or not.
I like those big tsunami asses. Man get in behind those and they make waves.
My daughter was watching a video of celebrities with no makeup or professional posing. It's an incredible difference with her. In normal mode, she looks like she should be working at Sonic. She's also short and a bit on stumpy side.
Oh, I'd still hit it like it owed me money but I'd also hit 70% of female Sonic personnel over 18. Including the stumpy ones.
Oh, I'd still hit it like it owed me money but I'd also hit 70% of female Sonic personnel over 18. Including the stumpy ones.
Not much on Kim K but man oh man, Kendall Jenner, is smoking hot IMO..
I was sitting at a red light today when some woman in gray sweatpants crossed the street in the crosswalk in front of me. She looked like she was smuggling a keg in the seat of those sweatpants. I checked her out all the way across. You know, just to be sure she made it.
Totally understand liking a big, healthy behind that hits you back when you hit it. But hers isn't shaped nice at all and never was. Hangs too low, no split, no tone at all.
Not everyone is as desperate as you. Guessing by your avatar pic married for 40 years?
Zero interest in banging the nasty ***** KK and I'm definitely not lying or gay.
Looks as if someone repeatedly hit her in the *** with a bag of nickles.
Nah, married for a little over 16, and yes, you are either a liar or gay...wait...I'll take that back because a gay guy probably open the thread. There are two types of guys who respond in these threads. Guys who wood, and guys who wood, but for whatever reason(s), will lie about it. I guess that puts you into the latter.
Nah you're crazy. That thang is MOVING. You more thin ones? I get it I got some buddies like that too.
Bland. Boring. Tasteless. Steak marinated in crayon juice. All things guys who don't drink from greasy cups enjoy.
Not at all. Just because I want nothing to do with a ***** doesn't mean I dont enjoy different flavors.
Have fun with the expired roast beef from the managers specials. I'll just be over here enjoying the prime filet mignon.
I like both. Usually theres a reason that meat is still prime though I will say that. At least thats how it is today. Or someone got cuffed up as middle school lovers. Not that theres anything wrong with having a sweetheart. Just sometimes people may enjoy something tried and true.
If their *** wiggles when they walk, I tend to listen to them when they talk.
Some of the best steaks I've ever had came from the markdown bin.
Those same steaks will give you the splatters too.
You ever eat the rest of a steak at a restaurant that a stranger didn't finish?
So, every guy is attracted to the same type of woman? Is that what you're saying? That's why all Hollywood movie stars look exactly the same, right? Great take.
Personally, I find her personality repulsive, her fake/enhanced face/body/booty disgusting. But, according to you I'm either gay or lying. Another good take.
Khourtney (while still a whiny Kardashian) >>>> Kim.
Nah. I backtracked on the gay part because a gay guy wouldn't bother to check the thread out.
What is the old joke(s)?
"If I knew I was playing Carnegie Hall, I would have brought a bigger organ."
or
What did the conceited girl say to the conceited guy? "Ain't I tight?" - "No, just full!"
I will show myself out.
Oh, and wood.
"If I knew I was playing Carnegie Hall, I would have brought a bigger organ."
or
What did the conceited girl say to the conceited guy? "Ain't I tight?" - "No, just full!"
I will show myself out.
Oh, and wood.
This thread is about Kim K. Why are you posting pics of the cottage cheese shelves of the dairy section at Kroger?
Damn straight. Get a $4 steak out of that bin, hammer it a little, make a good marinade for it, throw it on a screaming hot grill or cast arn (iron) skillet and you're in business.
I liken it to fishing. I mostly bass fish, but if the bass aren't hitting, I'm not above fishing for bluegill, crappie or catfish. Hell, I even caught a 9 lb carp on a spinnerbait one time. Sometimes I just go over to the inlet where i might catch a nice trout, snook, small shark, catfish or whatever. I do some surf fishing too, with whatever that brings on that day. Point being of course, is that it's all fun....
Yep. And to the point of this thread, zoom your 50 thousand dollar bass boat down the lake at 100 miles an hour, to get to where you think you need to be to catch the big ones, and you pass by what you were hoping for in the first place. Fish don’t read “how to catch bigger fish “ articles. Same applies for, well, you know. It’s right there in front of you, just glance sideways sometimes.
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