I'm not very good at basketball, and I'm not very smart, and I get really sweaty when I run or even if I'm just sitting, and I'm fat, and I'm bald, and I'm 37 years old, and I have floaters in my vision, and I can't drive at night. But I do have a heart of gold, I'm not selfish. So I will only ask for about 60k a year to fill one of the roster spots. I think we can win it all next year and want to be a part of a championship caliber team. So Dreklie tell your neighbor I'm committing to Kentucky(Pending NIL negotiations)
BOOM!