Late “introduction”
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I took micro naps in between refreshing the thread
I knocked out last night lol
@Showenuff
My snap back reply was under the impression that you were snapping at me for something I didn’t do. No harm, no foul if you were just referring to newbies in general... But you said “you” so I just took it personally. No biggie. I get that respect is demanded and other than one comment I made about Cam (which I apologized for) I’ve shown respect to the members here, K and players.
Maybe one of these days we’ll be at the same game. I’ll take a beer instead of a face punch.
@Showenuff
My snap back reply was under the impression that you were snapping at me for something I didn’t do. No harm, no foul if you were just referring to newbies in general... But you said “you” so I just took it personally. No biggie. I get that respect is demanded and other than one comment I made about Cam (which I apologized for) I’ve shown respect to the members here, K and players.
Maybe one of these days we’ll be at the same game. I’ll take a beer instead of a face punch.
Ahh, I'm thinking a combination. First the face punch, and then the beer to take your focus off your tight eye lol. J/k.
I was hoping it would devolve into something like this before it was all said and done.
That’s Sky, Hart and Dirt every Friday night at Shady Acres Retirement Center, going to play Bingo.I was hoping it would devolve into something like this before it was all said and done.
Haha. That reminds me of Liar Liar. "But mom says real beauty is on the inside." "No that's just something ugly people say."
If the face punch is first it better be followed up by a double shot of wild turkey in the other hand immediately lmao
No, guys with little penises don't say anything lol.That's what guys with little penises say.
Or when somebody has an ugly baby and you say " Ahh, that's a cute outfit."
Yeah it sucks, I had to have metal rods put in my back and the older I get the more my back bothers me because of those metal rods.You’re definitely part of the LNC. I wish it was for different reasons though. You are also well armed, which may come in handy when the OFC beef escalates. We’ll use a happy hour distraction and ODD will be our Trojan horse.
Very disappointing
Yes, but as the new guy to the LNC it’s your responsibility to carry the shanks we might need when the OFC attacks. Use your prison wallet, but don’t forget “handle first.”
Sounds like you guys are having a good time with LNC. Wish I could hang but I'd fall right into my keyboard. OFC
You're in charge of writing the LNC by-laws !! You can do it!!
Dear God man, you’ve been around the block
You go through security at an airport, you’re getting lit up like a Christmas tree pal.Damn I got 12 screws and 2 rods in mine....What am I to expect?
I’ve got 3 rods and I don’t know how many screws in mine. You’re probably going to feel it the most when it rains and when it’s cold like I do and it gets worse as you get older. I started having problems with back paid back around 2008-2010 when I was in my early 30’s and I’m 42 now.Damn I got 12 screws and 2 rods in mine....What am I to expect?
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When I was in high school I wore leg braces and walked with crutches, so between that and the metal rods in my back, when we would play my high school’s rival in football every year they would have the walk through metal detectors like they use at airports setup at the game and they would also have the handheld metal detectors and I would always set them off when I went through them lol
Preamble: This is not Vietnam, there are rules!
Rule 1: New guy carries the shanks.
Rule 2: If you’re posting after 10pm and you have the next day off from work, then the mandatory minimum BAC to post is .06.
Rule 3: Funny memes are encouraged.
Rule 4: If you take posts personal and/or literal when they aren’t intended that way, then you will be exiled to Rupp Rafters.
Rule 5: Making fun of other members is strongly encouraged.
Rule 6: Only drink @DukefanKY tea on your day off if you are required to operate heavy machinery. If you do drink it and operate heavy machinery, you are required to post a video of it on DI.
Rule 7: You must have a firm grasp of message board sarcasm.
Rule 8: Be finny.
Rule 9: Be an A-hole.
Got 2 screws and a plate in elbow too. Plates in my head. I’m the terminator. I justtttttt haddddd to doooo dumb stuff lol.
It was a misunderstanding, I probably typed it wrong anyway. I'm fairly sure 90% of the posters here knew what I was saying. All good. Just to clear things up QC, if i punch someone in the face first, they won't be drinking beer afterwards. It'll take some time.
I knew exactly what you meant when you said it, but I did what I did. I have no regrets. @retiredsoldier LNC 4 lyfe11!!1It was a misunderstanding, I probably typed it wrong anyway. I'm fairly sure 90% of the posters here knew what I was saying. All good. Just to clear things up QC, if i punch someone in the face first, they won't be drinking beer afterwards. It'll take some time.
FINALLY, a rival faction rises up to challenge the young old men of the OFC. For far too long they've been strolling around this place at brisk pace of 3 mph. Now there's someone to challenge them for the early bird special and for supremacy on Bingo nights. More importantly, I think we can finally get this
